Jane's definitions

deerspotter

A wide-eyed ugly girl staring at you like a deer caught in the headlights of an oncoming car.

What's up, deerspotter?

by Jane October 8, 2003

closey mccloserson

a person who parks too close to another person.

way to go, closey mccloserson. you almost scratched my car.

by jane February 18, 2005

floor

To intoxicate exceptionally thoroughly.

After a bottle and a half of Vodka, Mike was floored.

by jane February 28, 2003

lil bitch

endearing use of little - lil used with bitch Babe In Total Control of Herself, and that's my Sara!

One lil respected gal who is in total control of herself.

by Jane March 11, 2004

oram

a sexually dysfunctional male with a prediliction for hamsters - a genus of the phyllum "learning facilitator"

Patrick is an oram

by Jane March 11, 2004

v8 splash

This a sexual act that occurs when a female regrets to inform her male partner is on her rag and lets him go down on her. He then is surprised with the v8 splash - otherwise known as the tomato salad.

yeah he killed her cause he didn't like that v8 splash she gave him.

by jane April 25, 2003

Hugo Weaving

Ooooh Hugoooo...
He's a walking orgasm... '
and he's a fab. actor!
that's rare these days...

"I was on top of Keanu Reeves, he was on his back and I was on my trunk, and I was breathing down his neck for hours and hours. It was... very erotic. ...Yes, there was lots of rain. Very wet" - Hugo

by Jane February 3, 2004