Jane's definitions

closey mccloserson

a person who parks too close to another person.

way to go, closey mccloserson. you almost scratched my car.

by jane February 18, 2005

Mormon

a. Cult with the hottest girls ever
b. Cult with some hot guys as well
c. 98% of Utah
d. 98% Republicans
e. Mecca=BYU Utah
f. Accused of polygamy
g. A series of unbelieveable rules, restricting oneself from drinking, drugs, sex, interaction, dress, immodesty, laguage, and political belief, all to become a better person

Oh snap! Look at that stormin' mormon!
Modest is hottest!

by jane May 13, 2005

Orgasmically hot

when someone or something is so hot u can't handle it and u orgasm

Taye Diggs made me orgasm on that show last night!

by jane May 13, 2005

Tish

A polite version of Cuntish.

Having an animal on a lead - Now that's TISH!

Going to a tea shop and ordering a cream horn - NOW THAT'S TISH!

GET IT!

by Jane May 13, 2005

cherry pie a la mode

When a guy and girl are having sex while she's on her period, he pulls out and jizzes on her cunt. He then precedes to perform oral sex on her.

Bob and Jane are really into that cherry pie a la mode.

by Jane April 26, 2004

spoot

spoot comes from the great Angry Beavers...if you watch cartoons...the term comes out of my mouth instead of shit...

OH SPOOT KALES I JUST ABOUT HIT THAT OLD WOMAN! to bad i didnt that woulda been 30 points...

by jane June 2, 2004

twank

when you wank off against a tree.

Johnny twanked against that tree twenty times last week.

by Jane March 2, 2004