JakeStar's definitions

myspace

Popular networkiing website, popular with scene kids. Allows teenagers with bad haircuts to take low quality pictures of themselves pouting, and comment on all their friends pouting.

"Why would I want Myspace? I already have facebook."

by JakeStar April 4, 2005

birthday card

A "card" which is "played" on one's birthday so the birthday boy or girl can get his or her way.

Blake didn't want to go out clubbing, but Erica played the birthday card and she felt obligated to go.

by Jakestar April 8, 2006

carpetlander

One who "lands" a job in the cubicaled and carpeted higher ranks of a buissness or company after starting out at an entry level position.

Bill started working at the brewery five years ago, now that carpetlander is a sales rep!

by JakeStar August 30, 2005

H3

GM's attempt at making an environmentally-freidnly vehicle.

With gas prices skyrocketing and our environment being destroyed, GM didnt make a hybrid car, but rather a slightly smaller, slightly more efficient H2.

by JakeStar April 5, 2005

remix

Said when a CD skips, sounding like a techno remix of the song.

"We jammin' jammin' jammin' ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja"

Whoa! I didnt know Bob Marley did a remix of "Jammin'"!

by JakeStar June 9, 2005

iMesh

A short lived P2P program. Came after Napster and before KaZaA.

iMesh was decent for videos, lousy for everything else.

by JakeStar April 4, 2005

Garfield

One of the worst comics in the newspaper, second only to The Family Circus. The setting always consists of the same countertop, and involves Garfield eating food or smacking a spider with a rolled up newspaper.

Shit like Garfield is adored by the masses, while The Boondocks is yanked from papers because it might offend some white people.

by JakeStar April 25, 2005