JakeStar's definitions

Garfield

One of the worst comics in the newspaper, second only to The Family Circus. The setting always consists of the same countertop, and involves Garfield eating food or smacking a spider with a rolled up newspaper.

Shit like Garfield is adored by the masses, while The Boondocks is yanked from papers because it might offend some white people.

by JakeStar April 25, 2005

madawk

A contraction of mad awkward. Can be used as an interjection in situations that are very awkward

'Mom walked in on me right before I was about to get laid"

"Madawk"

by JakeStar November 28, 2005

teenage wastland

Not a song by The Who. Try Baba O'Riley

"Teenage Wasteland is my favoirite Who song!"

"I'm afraid I don't know that one"

by JakeStar May 4, 2005

broadband

The most efficient way to download porn from the internet

Waahoo! Me and my right hand love broadband!

by JakeStar April 25, 2005

myspace

Popular networkiing website, popular with scene kids. Allows teenagers with bad haircuts to take low quality pictures of themselves pouting, and comment on all their friends pouting.

"Why would I want Myspace? I already have facebook."

by JakeStar April 4, 2005

youtube

America's Funniest Home Videos, minus Bob Saget

Let's see what is on Youtube today...Two 15 year olds lip-syncing "Barbie Girl," some dude getting kicked in the nuts, a cute puppy, two 15 year olds lip-syncing "Hey Ya"...

by JakeStar November 11, 2008

Big D

Yet another name for diarrhea.

"Where's Doug? He was supposed to be here an hour ago!"

"He said something about stopping at Taco Bell. He must have gotten the Big D."

by JakeStar April 9, 2006