70 definitions by Jaggo

A channel that purports to support black culture, all the while instilling the idiotic ideas that plague black culture like cancer.
Dude, after watching BET, I realized that I never have to get a real job because America is racist. It's much easier to just collect unemployment and stare at my "Free Mumia" poster because something bad happened to my ancestors somewhere, sometime.
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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Dude, I flailed so bad with her bra that I never even got to see her tits.
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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Ephedrine tabs that keep America moving.

See mini thins and trucker speed.
Dude, I'm never gonna get this shipment of dirty mexican produce to Cleveland on time if I don't get me some yellowjackets.
by Jaggo March 22, 2004
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chubbaloo. A fat-ass with an unbounded appetite.
Dude, did you dump that lardo you used to date?
by Jaggo March 22, 2004
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A wonderful fuckadillo that is destroying our country and spreading disease because we are too sissy to stand up for ourselves and fear to be called racist when the issue actually has nothing to do with race, but racist fuckos say it does.

See also dirty mexican produce, aztlan, mecha, and gringo.
Dude, I'm so glad that we let undocumented drivers bring trucks dripping with human fecal matter across the border and run over school children while delivering produce that will give you hepatitis so big restaurants can save a dime or two.
by Jaggo March 23, 2004
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The wonderful by-product of that fuckadillo called NAFTA. Produce grown in Mexico, where they use human waste as fertilizer, resulting in various sicknesses among unsuspecting gringoes, including Hepatitis and Salmonella. This cheap and inferior product is destroying the United States tomato industry, as well as many other forms of agriculture.
Dude, I'm going to have to resort to shopping at hippy stores for organic produce if I catch Hepatitis-C from one more piece of dirty mexican produce.
by Jaggo March 22, 2004
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Dude, after I've jammed 10 pencils in your ears, you seemed to be a tad off your shit.
by Jaggo March 22, 2004
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