Jade Lotus's definitions

alarmer

Someone who freaks out easily when things happen

Jack: Fuck dude, some guy is banging your girlfriend!

Jethro: Sheit, she's just grapling with my cousin, you big ole alarmer! Why don't you get over here and have a munch of my cock cheese

by Jade Lotus July 27, 2005

cock cheese

Any cheese with blue veins

Jack: Whats that youre eating there, Sandra?

Sandra: Cock cheese

John: Smells good

by Jade Lotus July 26, 2005

love

Just some soppy shit that teenagers go on about, but old fellas always crack up when you mention it

Frank: But I LOVE her dad

Dad: Son, thats your cock talking

by Jade Lotus February 25, 2007

cockwrangler

A person who for a job or pleasure grapples errect peni and beats them into submission

James: Holy shit, that dudes dick is hanging out!

Fanny: ALL their dicks are hanging out

Sally: Someone call a cockwrangler!

by Jade Lotus July 26, 2005

Gunge

The shit that comes from your dick when you ejaculate

Dave: What is that shit on that goats chin?

Frank: It's his gunge, dude. They always blow their shit on their chin when they are excited

Dave: Cool

by Jade Lotus July 26, 2005