Jade Lotus's definitions

cock cheese

Any cheese with blue veins

Jack: Whats that youre eating there, Sandra?

Sandra: Cock cheese

John: Smells good

by Jade Lotus July 26, 2005

alarmer

Someone who freaks out easily when things happen

Jack: Fuck dude, some guy is banging your girlfriend!

Jethro: Sheit, she's just grapling with my cousin, you big ole alarmer! Why don't you get over here and have a munch of my cock cheese

by Jade Lotus July 27, 2005

love

Just some soppy shit that teenagers go on about, but old fellas always crack up when you mention it

Frank: But I LOVE her dad

Dad: Son, thats your cock talking

by Jade Lotus February 25, 2007

Gunge

The shit that comes from your dick when you ejaculate

Dave: What is that shit on that goats chin?

Frank: It's his gunge, dude. They always blow their shit on their chin when they are excited

Dave: Cool

by Jade Lotus July 26, 2005

cockwrangler

A person who for a job or pleasure grapples errect peni and beats them into submission

James: Holy shit, that dudes dick is hanging out!

Fanny: ALL their dicks are hanging out

Sally: Someone call a cockwrangler!

by Jade Lotus July 26, 2005