Jack's definitions

beetgas

a pewtrid fart created from the consumption of beet juice through juicing fresh beets.

His co-workers suffered the effects of beetgas as a result of the juice he drank at breakfast. smelly farts

by Jack May 11, 2004

10 pinter

One whom you may only legally target for a shag after the consumption of ten pints of strong lager or alcohol equivalent due to her extreme level of ugliness.

"Jese, check out that 10 pinter! easy shag or what?!"

by Jack May 25, 2003

Vidalia

1)The gayest town in all the land. Known for growing sweet onions.


2)Term describing a type of onion (usually sweet)

"Yall had any vidalia onions? There sweet tasing"
"Yall been to that town of vidalia? Its so gay there"

by Jack April 3, 2005

chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Usually put in pimply,bloody pussy's.

Brendan popped nikkis cherry with that chode

by jack December 9, 2002

shitfarts

farts that warn of a bowel movement or that a bowel movement is imminent.

ned hadn't shit in two days but had shitfarts before he crapped his pants.

by Jack May 10, 2004

Rort

Rort: (verb/noun) To rort.
I rort, you rort, he rorts, we rort, you all rort.
Meaning: To have-it'. To partake in 'the rort' is to appreciate the funner things in life, predominately grog and Michael Jackson.
Examples: Last night I was on the rort. Saturday I got completely rorted. Let us rort.(religious/ceremonial). The rort is on. That was some exceptionally fine, London rort.
Derived from the Latin: Rortus - meaning, 'to have had a skin-full'.

Last night I was rorted

by Jack December 17, 2003

dynamic duo

A nickname for Batman and Robin

Will the Joker prove to be too much for the dynamic duo?

by Jack December 30, 2004