Jack's definitions

Marzipan

n:Homestar runner's girlfriend.
likes to sing, loves animals, hates meat.

"what should I get Marzipan for her birthday?"

by jack November 26, 2003

meat wallet

meaty pussy

damn.....her meat wallet smelled like meat loaf

by jack January 28, 2003

Narb

literally, "no apparent reason boner";
also used to generally define an erection; a stiffy

It was unfortunate that I had a huge narb when the teacher called me to her desk.

by Jack September 21, 2003

neonphyter

An elite graphics artist in whom must be asian and 6'4 in height.

Neonphyter showed me what its all about.

by Jack February 4, 2004

blove

Similar to 'love,' but reserved more for platonic love between very close friends.

"I blove you, homie."

by Jack June 17, 2003

Emergency brake

You idiot, It's called a hand brake it the UK, and 'smarter americans'? what a joke! who's stupider that americans? apart from donkeys?. No-one! that's right, you're the idiot.

You'll never drift round that corner without using the handbrake

by Jack March 20, 2005

doom 3

Yet another example of developers satisfying their egoes at our expense.

Who cares for dynamic shadows and unified interaction of light and surface, if the player can't see a shit, basically.

by Jack September 30, 2004