Jack's definitions

Jappaz

Playful term for Japanese. Like Flip for Filipino or Viet for Vietnamese. Not to be confused with Jap. Sometimes pronouced as Japperz

Oh shi man, those Jappaz are hot!

Man, those Japperz are crazy at drifting.

by Jack February 3, 2005

Romanian Handshake

To fuck a pregnant woman, and the fetus gives you a blow job.

Dude, bonus points if you get twins!

by jack November 24, 2003

kesha

when you are backed up with poo for a long time and it just droppes out

I have to take a keshapoo.

by jack January 1, 2005

whale watching

The act of going to a restaurant for the sole purpose of watching the really fat people eat. Best whale watching locations include buffets, all-you-can-eat pancake dinners, and friday night fish fries.

The family and I went out to Old Country Buffet last Friday to go whale watching. We saw this one orca go back for six plates. We took pictures.

by Jack August 5, 2006

snizzpod

A woman's private garden.

Elizabeth washs her snizzpod every day to prevent infection.

by jack April 28, 2003

cheeseburger

a form of currancy used by the impoverished to buy drugs

yo gotta any crack? i got these cheeseburgers man. man i suck yo dick

by jack March 9, 2003

folmar nelson

sorta like a father nelson just on folmar's

i put ryan folmar in the folmar nelson

by jack March 15, 2005