Jack's definitions

Narb

literally, "no apparent reason boner";
also used to generally define an erection; a stiffy

It was unfortunate that I had a huge narb when the teacher called me to her desk.

by Jack September 21, 2003

lay pipe

Refers to the act of pooping, specifically a turd that makes contact with the bowl from back to front - similar to the action of laying sewer pipe.

"I hadn't shit in three days so I really needed to lay pipe."

by Jack December 23, 2004

Chodem Pole

(n.) a chode, adorned with painted faces depicting the chode gods.

Gary asked the tattoo artist to add some color to his chodem pole as the artist laugh at Garys short, fat penis.

by jack August 4, 2004

let's get retarded

A new trend calling one to develop a mental disability.

"Hey Joe, let's get retarded"
"Drrrrrrrr"

by Jack February 16, 2005

hoorj~

general substitute for "hooray".

"i win! HOORJ~"

by jack July 22, 2003

Maeve

one who is pale

ghost like; albino

One with translucent skin and red eyes.

"HEY MAEVE! keep it down in there...your 12,000 brothers and sisters are trying to sleep in that lab, too."

by Jack October 5, 2006

rosskumasaki

alien. Nuf sed!

hey ur a rosskumasaki

by jack April 28, 2003