Jack's definitions

bird flu

Another disease that the media is trying to scare us with, along with monkey pox, SARS, and ebolia. Also something that George W. is trying to use to scare people into trusting him again. A disease which is probably more bull shit then anything else.

According to worst case estimates, you have a 97% chance of never getting bird flu and a 99.4% that you will not die from bird flu.

"Stop scaring us with diseases we will never get. First, it was SARS, then it was monkey pox, West Nile, and now Asian bird flu. Which doesn't scare me because I'm not a sparrow in Thailand. Mysterious Asian diseases just don't come knocking on your door unless you're Neil Bush."

-Bill Maher

"THERE IS REASON TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FLU PANDEMIC!"
"100,000 people could be infected with-in days!"
-George Bush

by Jack November 13, 2005

t-baggin

wen a guy puts his balls in a womans mouth

her mouth was nice and big, good for t-baggin

by Jack February 19, 2004

pwns

pwns is just something someone made up.
pwn means to get a head shot in a game like counter strike.

Joo just got pwned bitch!!

by jack February 20, 2005

prat

Meaning ass or buttocks (as in "pratfall"), but used pejoratively as an insult.

"The man is a real prat!"

"Don't be such a prat, Charlie."

by Jack December 24, 2003

ultimoleo

coolest guy on neopets. better than all dem fackers!

leo - short way of saying it

Guy: Dude, you wanna hang wit ultimoleo? You kidding?

Gal: He wouldn't wanna hang out with you hudooh!

by Jack June 12, 2004

celda

A play on the word "Zelda," of Nintendo's popular "Legend of Zelda" video game series. It refers to the cel-shaded graphical style of the "Wind Waker" installation of the series on Nintendo's Gamecube system. The word mainly has a negative connotation, as most fans were disappointed with the initial look of the game.

Zelda? More like CELDA!!

by Jack March 4, 2005

Old Navy

A good store if you do not care too much about fasion but do not want to look like poor, white trash.

Also the only way to spend $10 on a shirt, without it having flames and dragons on it, i.e. Wal*Mart cloths.

I spent $60 at Old Navy and got all of my cloths for the next five years.

by Jack December 28, 2005