Jack's definitions

alcopop

A fruity flavoued alcoholic beverage consumed by women and females. Also known as bitch piss. Consumed in vast quantities by 15-yr old girls with way to much make up and nowhere near enough clothing.

"What ARE you drinking? Not another alcopop! Go get a real drink!"

by Jack May 25, 2003

Emergency brake

Meaning handbrake in English, there is no apparent reason for it to be called an emergency handbrake; as there isn’t often a emergency situation where it would be a good idea to lock up the back wheels. Smarter Americans call it a parking brake.

Yeee haw, I’m gonna park up and use the emergency brake to secure my car ya’ll.

by Jack February 22, 2005

trisexual

to have sex with your own sex, the opposite sex and yourself...and possibly animals, i don't know whether they count as hairy people.

oh my! a trisexual, don't you want to just be sick, they are so disgusting, sex withoneself, then others...of both sexes!?!?

by jack February 11, 2005

ecuador

The best country in the world. It is home to a superior race of men who is beginning world domination in Rochester, Minnesota and in Rogers, (the whole) Arkansas.

Meneando la pera

by Jack December 13, 2003

shibby

means cool

in japanese its "shibui" so....yea....thats prolly it

shibby!

by Jack October 21, 2003

dynamic duo

A nickname for Batman and Robin

Will the Joker prove to be too much for the dynamic duo?

by Jack December 30, 2004

flange

a projection around the rim of a shaft, used for for attaching to another object
viz. the vagina labia minora

she jived her arse off, flanges flapping

She's got fine flanges, man. Gothic arch.

a flange-sandwich

by Jack August 5, 2004