22 definitions by Jack Bozdog
PETER: Joe ax like a total fag, butt, he's married. Is he bisexual?
BOBBY: I think he's just a faux 'mo', you know, a fem man.
BOBBY: I think he's just a faux 'mo', you know, a fem man.
by Jack Bozdog June 5, 2006
Erectilly Disfunctional penis.
by Jack Bozdog June 7, 2006
1. Member of the Meat Processers' Union.
2. Member of the Internet Advertisers' Union.
3. Hamsters raised by MacDonald's to become "chicken" nuggets.
2. Member of the Internet Advertisers' Union.
3. Hamsters raised by MacDonald's to become "chicken" nuggets.
PETER: Damn these chicken nuggets are good!
BOBBY: (mumbling) Poor spamsters.
PETER: What did you say?
BOBBY: Oh, nothing.
BOBBY: (mumbling) Poor spamsters.
PETER: What did you say?
BOBBY: Oh, nothing.
by Jack Bozdog June 7, 2006
SCOTTY EVIL: Dad, why does Fat Bastard have warpaint on his face and an 888 on his forehead?
DR. EVIL: Scotty, I assume yoh have heard of the significance of the number 666?
SCOTTY: Yeah, duh, 666 is the Mark of the Beast!
DR. EVIL: Riiight. And 888 is the Mark of the Feast. Fat Bastard is getting ready to go to Old Country Buffet.
SCOTTY: Oh, I get it.
DR. EVIL: Scotty, I assume yoh have heard of the significance of the number 666?
SCOTTY: Yeah, duh, 666 is the Mark of the Beast!
DR. EVIL: Riiight. And 888 is the Mark of the Feast. Fat Bastard is getting ready to go to Old Country Buffet.
SCOTTY: Oh, I get it.
888 = ate, ate, ate!
by Jack Bozdog June 7, 2006
Code for "period" or "period, misery". "Beaver Dam" = "tampon", "Maxi-pad", etc., and "Missouri" is code for "misery".
TOM: "Hey, Eric, how about you and Laurra coming over for dinner tonight?"
ERIC: "No, Laurra's in Beaver Dam, Missouri right now."
TOM: "Oh, okay, I get ya."
ERIC: "No, Laurra's in Beaver Dam, Missouri right now."
TOM: "Oh, okay, I get ya."
by Jack Bozdog September 6, 2006
You can NOT turn Bertha into a Prom Queen by just taking off her glasses and changing her hairstyle. Bertha is NOT a Dorkette, she is a Dorkus!
Maybe with some liposuction and some ProActive. Maybe.
Maybe with some liposuction and some ProActive. Maybe.
by Jack Bozdog August 3, 2006
(1) aka William Jefferson Clinton, aka Bill Clinton, aka Mr. Hillary Clinton, aka Billary Clinton. Former USA president, between George Bush and George W. Bush.
(2) A dumbass who smokes pot WITHOUT inhaling! What's the point?
(3) Someone who uses cigars (and joints?) to dip into and suck up pussy juice.
(2) A dumbass who smokes pot WITHOUT inhaling! What's the point?
(3) Someone who uses cigars (and joints?) to dip into and suck up pussy juice.
by Jack Bozdog June 24, 2006