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Dictaphone

Idiot who's always on his mobile (cell phone).
A: You'll never guess who was blocking the gangway on the Tube this morning.
B: Who?
A: A Dictaphone.
by JaaagMan November 6, 2012
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X-Type

Based on the Ford Mondeo, this was Jaguar's smallest saloon, created to compete with the 3-Series. It was FWD because neither Jag nor Ford had a suitable RWD platform to build it on.
Available as a saloon or an estate, with FWD or AWD, buyers could be had with a 2.1-, 2.5- or 3.0-litre six-cylinder petrol or a 2.0- or 2.2-litre four-cylinder turbocharged diesel, with either five- or six-speed manual or automatic gearboxes, the 5-speed variant of the latter having a "J-Gate"-type gear selection movement.

The model was discontinued in 2009, enjoying an eight year production run.
"I want something different to a 3-Series. I'll have an X-Type instead."
by JaaagMan February 8, 2012
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Jaaag

The sort of person who would go away for a weekend with his wife to a hotel somewhere romantic and spend the entire night flirting outrageously with a waitress and it's OK because he's got a Jaaag.
by JaaagMan July 24, 2011
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5-Series

Said by some to be the definitive 4-door saloon (sedan), the 5-Series is BMW's rival for Jaaag's XF, Mercedes-Benz E-Class and Audi's A6.

The F10 (2010-) 5-Series is/was available with 2.0-litre four- and 3.0-litre six-cylinder turbo diesel engines and a 3.0-litre twin-turbo diesel (535d), as well as 2.0-litre four- and 3.0-litre six-cylinder "TwinPower" turbocharged petrol engines, plus 3.0-litre six- and 4.4-litre eight-cylinder (550i) twin-turbocharged petrol engines.

There are/were two "M" models: the M5 and the M550d.
A: "I've just bought my new company car today."
B: "What is it?"
A: "A BMW 5-Series."
B: "Which model?"
A: "A 525d."
by JaaagMan August 1, 2012
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Evoque

Small Range Rover based on the Land Rover Freelander, which in turn is related to the Ford Mondeo. Available with a 240PS 2.0-litre turbocharged petrol engine or a 150/190PS 2.2-litre turbocharged diesel engine mated to either a six-speed manual or a six-speed automatic gearbox.
"What's that car over there?"
"It's a Range Rover Evoque."
by JaaagMan February 8, 2012
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A6

Vehicle description:
Manufacturer: Audi
Model: A8
Registration Number: DE55 EIN
Engine: 4.2 TDI
Wheels driven: 4
Transmission: A6
Number of owners: 2
by JaaagMan December 31, 2011
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M5

The Ultimate BMW 5-Series. Supersaloon (sedan) now with a 4.4-litre twin-turbo V8. Better than all uber-saloons. Apart from the Jaaag XFR-S.
"Matt's M5 just owned Dave's E63 AMG"
by JaaagMan January 26, 2013
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