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(verb) A transitional moment during doggy-style or sex from behind when a male moves his erection from the vagina and inserts it in the anus.
"Why was she so upset at breakfast this morning?"

"Well, she is still pissed about me upshifting her last night. I guess it hurt really bad. Oops."
Upshift by NedULater November 13, 2013
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When one is under the influence of hallucinogenic substances and is thinking so fast or unclearly that they cannot maintain a steady stream of though. The act of losing the thought previous is called the upshift.
What was i talking about? I totally just upshifted.
upshift by Cptncoleian November 10, 2005

Upshitted 

When you’re so annoyed that your upshitted
I’m so upshitted because of my grade.
Upshitted by xenia.is.awesome April 14, 2021
To do better, upgrade, a way of life to be bigger!
That car is UpShit with them rims on it so I had to yell "UpShit!!!!!!
upshit by Mr.UpShit BatonRouge December 21, 2016

dick upshit 

If Billy isnt careful, hes going to Dick upshit if im not careful.
dick upshit by Bill W April 5, 2004
It's a way of life ,, to do bigger & better things
I'm doing better then I was yesterday you know that's a whole lotta upshit !!
Upshit by Upshit January 21, 2018
The more advanced version of an upskirt where the subject wears no pants and the camera looks up the shirt from Ass/Pussy level.
Lets film an upshirt video
upshirt by DiamondisHere September 25, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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