JV's definitions

big boobs bertha

an unattractive or especially nerdy woman with large breasts

There goes big boobs Bertha!

by jv April 9, 2005

Shitstang

AKA Mustang, the biggest piece of shit on the road driven by queers and anal pirates/some dumb bitches

HA! look at that Shitstang, man it sucks

by JV May 13, 2004

RMS

stands for "Random Makeout Session" - where you and a guy/girl you are NOT dating just randomly make out with no strings attached - works best in cars parked in deserted culdesacs

Jane, you hooker! Stop having RMS with any guy you see!

by jV February 5, 2004

Manasquan

A straight up shithole.

Manasquan, NJ

by JV December 13, 2003

bishlush

someone with the combined qualities of a bish and a lush

Like whoa she is such a bishlush!

by jV February 3, 2004

clock out

to masturbate; to beat off in a manner which makes you tired.

Guy1"she broke up with you?"
guy2"yeah man. Im about to go home and clock out"

by JV May 13, 2005

slimer

the act of whiping the sweat from your nuts onto someones face, wetting there face with nutsweat

HOLY SHIT, i just gave him a slimer.

by jv May 31, 2004