515 definitions by JOSH

fuckin asshole

n.
1. Any one of any of my ex-girlfriends current or new boyfriends, that date them after I do.

Derived from ancient term "fucking asshole son of a bitch... fuck-rag" used by man to describe his ex-girlfriends new boyfriend.

My ex-girlfriend Lindsay's boyfriend Ryan is a fuckin asshole, I wish he would get drunk and stumble into traffic.

by JOSH July 8, 2004

skeedz

weed, reefer, pot, marijuana.

deez skeedz bams is da dank.

by JOSH December 15, 2003

Aku

Evil, means evil in japanese

ten page report? AKU!!!!!

by JOSH February 18, 2003

UT

Short for "Unreal Tournament", or any of its sequels.

Man, I raped you all at UT last night.

by JOSH February 11, 2003

cmq

TechVicks Husband and a super gay guy. Likes walks in the park and laying on the beach at night.

cmq is TechVicks husband. He loves to play with his drive shaft.

by JOSH July 4, 2004

zoom zoom

The latest attempt by car manufacturer Mazda to capture the dollars of its target demographic (ie an advertising slogan). Facilitated on the tv ad by a catchy tune which repeats said words, and a little kid who does the same.

I'd rather drive a beemer.

by JOSH March 13, 2004

chode

when you can touch all sides of a tuna can except the bottom....it is also a short fat penis,or a penis that is wider than it is long

my friend mike has chode lmao

by JOSH January 10, 2004