JOJO's definitions

lumis

A urban legend with a bit of fried green beans

his mind had a lumis confunction

by JoJo January 6, 2005

Earthlink

An obvious POS that does nothing good whatsoever for dial-up customers.

Hmm...you suck...or do you have Earthlink?

by Jojo May 20, 2004

reggie

regular weed

I wanted the chronic but Reggie was the only one hanging out.

by jojo January 26, 2006

shoot an oyster

When ya blast a huge fart, along with a hunk o' poo.

Fuck! I gotta go back to the car. I shot an oyster on that last one.

by jojo August 24, 2004

springsin'

1) v: social interaction within the Colorado Springs, CO Urban area. Activities include Bar-hopping, Putt-putt, and Bowl-a-roki. Usually restricted to those w/o families.
2) v: pro-creating at an abnormally young age. See example.

1) Matt, Whatcha doin tonight? Springsin', baby. Springsin'.
2) ... is married, with a child!?. Yeah, too much springsin' as a teen.

by JoJo October 28, 2004

britney spears

a talentless no good piece of crap. God knows how this chick got famous, she cant sing and her songs suck. Her personality is stupid , she acts like a little girl or a ditz half the time. Whats the fuss over her? She isnt even that attractive. Girls in my town are far better lookin than her. Her tits sag, she has a unnatractive face ( always has ) go check out the mickey mouse club from her younger years, she was a ugly little girl even then, she looks like a average chick at best, you guys are just fools because you see her when shes all made up or in a airbrushed photo. Check out the second pic on this site with no make up job or airbrushing, THE REAL PHOTO snapped when she wasnt looking or all done up. - thats what she really looks like. CRAP. I dont know why dudes make fuss over her, i wouldnt do her. I am sick of hearing about her and her exploits and publicity stunts, I wish she would just go away FOREVER. I like talented musicians not crap like her.

Britney Spears cant sing and she dont look that hot either, Take a hike Britney. The world would be better off without your whiney crap and terrible singing.

by JOJO February 27, 2005

monkey

A dick!, a Cock!

I like to spank my "Monkey" all the time!

by JOJO July 9, 2003