JOJO's definitions

Ass Brand

The lowest quality of a person, place or thing.

A carry-over from a Simpsons episode in which Lisa wants to purchase an Ikea knock-off, and Marge says "why don't you get this instead?" Lisa replies, "but Mooom, that's Klooge Brand. Pupla is way better!" So therefore, if Pupla is the best brand, Klooge would be second, ergo, Ass Brand would be the worst.

She stole my sale, that bitch is sooo Ass Brand!

by JoJo July 20, 2004

phome

a means of communication. You just punch in da numba and ya call up a friend.

Did I get any phome calls today?

by Jojo July 18, 2003

Queerbait

Someone who claims they are not gay but constantly obsesses over homosexuality.

If that queerbait would just come out of the closet he might be a little less annoying.

by JoJo October 29, 2003

khan

the leader of a clan in the fictional universe of battletech.

My khan, we have 3 enemy Summoners at 320

by jojo June 21, 2006

angelic

Of ethereal beauty; extremely beautiful; usually referring young girl with perfect features, blond hair and light eyes.

Karen is angelically beautiful.

by jojo November 30, 2004

james standen

a boy defoted 2 playing football and i love hima nd allways will lol i wish he was here wid me lol bt he cnt b coz he dnt feel tat way 2 me

he ahs dislocated his shoulder and is out ov fotti 4 a month or 2

by jojo July 26, 2004

Pfucka

Dumbass, stupid, slow, retard, ignorant.

Actin'a pfucka all of the sudden.

by Jojo October 17, 2003