JOJO's definitions

Earthlink

An obvious POS that does nothing good whatsoever for dial-up customers.

Hmm...you suck...or do you have Earthlink?

by Jojo May 20, 2004

WEM

Abbreviation for West Edmonton Mall - the largest mall in the world filled with some of the dumbest tourists in the world.

Some actual questions asked of the merchants working there:

"What's upstairs?" (It's a mall, duh, more stores!)

"Where is the ice-skating rink?" (The one you're standing in front of, bonehead!)

And too many more stupid questions to list.

by JoJo July 23, 2004

Anyhoo

A really irritating, corny way of saying anyhow.

I think I am so cool by changing the word anyhow to anyhoo, but I am not. I sound stupid, but anyhoo, I have work to do.

by Jojo March 4, 2003

pretzel

dangerous islamic weapon

i dont think we need an example

by jojo November 30, 2004

lumis

A urban legend with a bit of fried green beans

his mind had a lumis confunction

by JoJo January 6, 2005

reggie

regular weed

I wanted the chronic but Reggie was the only one hanging out.

by jojo January 26, 2006

gallop

a gallop is a piece of metal which normally gets stuck up the mindge and inplaces hairs and can also be as green grilslers or beef quif.

"oh cool man i just found a gallop, dont touch it it could have been up your mums wrinkle nest"

by jojo February 28, 2005