JOJO's definitions

Earthlink

An obvious POS that does nothing good whatsoever for dial-up customers.

Hmm...you suck...or do you have Earthlink?

by Jojo May 20, 2004

pretzel

dangerous islamic weapon

i dont think we need an example

by jojo November 30, 2004

C.A.P.

Cap, a take on the ever popular "Jap" (Jewish American Princess), is simply a Christian girl raised in a jewish envrionment who wants nothing more than to be jewish. She owns the usual Jewish clothing staples- Juicy, Kate Spade, Seven Jeans, Citizens of Humanity, Coach, Louis Vutton, etc. etc. She straighens our her already basically straight hair, unlike that of her jewish, curly haired counterparts. She is taller than the average jew, and wishes to be slightly shorter so she too could smash her feet into 4 in heels and not tower over NJB's (nice jewish boys). Jewish mothers accept these women like they would a JAP, and reconize them as one of their own. These women will marry Jews, and assimilate into Jewish society by converting and raising proper whiney jewish children.

OMG, that girl is so Cappy, shes almost as Jappy as Rachel!

by JoJo May 13, 2005

Larkyn

Really Hot Irish girl

Man Britney spears is such a larkyn

by jojo June 11, 2006

square

A way of picking a fight with somebody.

square goes pal

by Jojo June 20, 2004

Makenzie

She is typically a large snob who thinks she is above every body else. She is one of the most popular people you will ever meet. You can see her on the runway and all over the internet.

Wow, look at her. She is so snotty and popular. She must be a Makenzie.

by JOjo December 18, 2014

Washburn

washburn.........A women who likes a clean beaver. And mows the lawn so vigorously it creates friction....

Boy can she really eat beaver look at her mow that lawn.

by Jojo January 25, 2004