JOHN's definitions

VBGOD

Some smart guy that knows everything about Visual Basic.

That mans knowledge of Visual Basic is super, almost VBGOD like.

by John October 18, 2003

clam box

pussy, box, cunt, roast beef curtains, slit

Forte says mom's have a lot of lint in their clam boxes because they are too busy to clean down there.

by John December 26, 2003

world of pageantry

a message board full of assholes that share opinions that no one cares about. a bunch of asshats.

the world of pageantry forums is full of crappy user names and stupid posts.

by john May 6, 2005

Corvette

The only car that's been on this earth for over 50 years, always V8, always fiber glass, always 2 seats, always 5.7L ( with 427, and sometimes 454 options, always fast, always beautiful, always reasonably priced, always the best!!

Teacher : If you could have any car, what would you have?

Boy 1 : A Ferarri!
Boy 2 : No way, Porshe!
Boy 3 : A Corvette
Boy 1 & 2 : Wait!, we would pick vettes too!

by John August 18, 2004

cune

a racial slur used against aboriginies

i bet it was those cunes
typical cune always stealing shit

by john April 1, 2004

chicken fucker

having sex with a preist

boby is a chicken fucker for going to church at 2 in the morning

by john August 15, 2003

da m00n

When someone acts like a situation is larger then it is. Giving a person or situation too much credit.

Jaret Wright 1997 da m00n

that was the coolest thing ever, it was like 0mg da m00n da bizb0mb

by John July 10, 2004