JOHN's definitions

glamazon

a tall beautiful woman, often a runway model.

Heidi Klum is a glamazon

by John March 6, 2003

Bust a nut

ejectulateing semen (cuming)

I was having hot sex with sarah that made me bust a nut in her vagina

by John December 2, 2003

yeti

A message board poster that specializes in low level harrassment posts. Also likes the "hit and run" posting. Fond of the word "monkey".

Monkeyman 22 was mocking me on the CF message board a week ago. I hammered him, but he never came back. Fuckin Yeti.

by John October 9, 2004

bales

the most annoying motherfucker in the marine corps and the world. never shuts up. one who loses his virginity to a man in thailand.

shut the fuck up bales.

by john July 16, 2004

fuck-ay

short for 'fucking oath'
(who can be fucked saying fucking oath)

'we goin subbers for luncho?'
response: "fuck-ay"

by john June 15, 2004

unland

the standars measurement of fatness. used in relative to a math teacher who lives in california

:dude you're like 35 unlands fat.
:eea right your mom's like 3x as fatter as an elephant in unlands

by john January 19, 2004

Peanut butter Waffle

The act of spreading peanut butter on the male genitilia before jizzing and stuffing it in a toaster, therefor short-circuiting the toaster and giving a massive orgasm.

John did a Peanut utter waffle on power level 10 and killed himself.

by John January 9, 2004