JOHN's definitions

ripper

A Person who smokes alot of marijuana

Your a real fuckin ripper.

by John April 25, 2005

seaville

A town located around South Jersey in Cape May county. it is where john lives and there are a lot of bugs there.

Rob Logan got run over by a car in Seaville.

by john December 1, 2004

WAL-MART

A place where 500 pound lardo's come to ride around on scooter's ich their asses and buy junk food and ride around the store all day looking at stuff because they have nothing better to do.

Hey sir, could you get me 10 bags of pork groins.

by JOHN December 13, 2003

archi

College student enrolled in an Architecture program. Archi(tect).

Student 1: John never gets any sleep.
Student 2: What do you expect, he's an archi.

by John April 24, 2005

Pini

1) Yeh Unl33t3st un-ub3r1st p3rs0n teh 1s.
2) Also the word Pini describes the expulsion of semen from a donkeys erect penis.

Omg look at that donkey! Its Pinulating!

by John October 20, 2004

pecker popper

to put an object like a pen in your dickhole and pop your prostate gland.

by john April 25, 2003

brown ice

This is when the woman or man takes a shit, then freezes it in the freezer, then uses it as a dildo.

Sally is using the brown ice she has made over night.

by John July 5, 2006