JOHN's definitions

Scrub

A newbie; a person who is an idiot; has idiotic qualities; something that one did that was laughable, or newbieish (n00bish).

Nick, that kid is such a scrub.
Andy and Mark are wicked scrubs.

Dude, that clan is so scrub.
That game is scrub.

by John April 28, 2004

ventriliquist

While fucking a girl in the ass a guy picks up a heavy, blunt object and hits her in the back of the head, rendering her unconcious. He then grabs her hair, stands up with her still on his dick, and walks around the room speaking and moving her head like a dummy

Dude, my wife told me to quit drinking or else she would leave me, so I gave her the ventriliquist last night.

by John April 20, 2005

suv

SUV: Driven most the massess cause they are so gullible and believe they have a need to drive a land yacht of a vehicle that get's 9mpg and is tottaly un-safe that's trendy!!! Mostly seen driven by Angry Soccer Moms, Angry Wall Street Dads, And Other Suburban Status Whores(aka middle class, upper middle class and the rich).

Look at that moron driving that SUV, doesn't he know it's unsafe.

by John April 5, 2005

The List

Refers to a list of people one might decide to have a sexual encounter with if they were not currently in a relationship.

Hey Tracy, tell us who are the top 3 on "The List" you have if you didn't have a boyfriend.

by john September 22, 2003

blow pig

a slut or whore, a girl that will BLOW anyone

yeah i had dat blow pig over, my whole crew got some

by John April 7, 2004

freeloader

a guy who shoots free loads on his girlfriend's boobs.

Sue went out with that freeloader, Jim last night. What a cunt.

by John April 21, 2006

Neopets

a game that will take over your life if you allow it to.

basically, you make a pet.
a weird little creature that might resemble a flamingo or penguin.
then you play these addicting games to get "neopoints" which pay for your pet's food. But you don't have to feed it. The fucking things never die, anyways.
And then theres chat boards, "shops" and other stuff.
I once had 500,000 neopoints but my account got frozen because they thought I hacked onto other peoples accounts. Wtf.

Sally: Do you still go on Neopets?
Amos: :chuckle: Yeah! Its flippin' sweet.

by John December 27, 2004