JOHN's definitions

Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger

After the cock has become fully erect, and the choking of the member has turned it a light tint of purple, a consentrated, fishy-smelling white substance is slung from the head like yogurt.

After a woman has performed felatio on her man(hopefully her man) and she has yogurt on her face, the Purple Head has Slung the Yogurt.

by John September 20, 2003

yizzer

Snoop Doggs word for yes

"Are you going to the club tonite"
"yizzer"

by John May 13, 2005

dildod

well basically it started from an indian means how are you. example...

gurpak says:- dildod
humkapak says:- im fine thanks.

by john April 12, 2004

boobs

things on a womans upper area lower then her neck

things on a girls cheast area

by john January 5, 2006

Niskayuna

A pile of shit somewhere in upstate New York

Slang: A smelly restroom

1) Sally: What is that brown lumpy thing?
Bob: That is Niskayuna

2) Bobbert walked into the Niskayuna and suffocated

by John November 27, 2003

bulldike

A lesbian that is very man like, a scary dike.

Sally is a real bulldike

by John December 6, 2003

9er

the nickname of daren's dick. It is 9 inches long. girs love it...i know i do, hehehhe.

Oh my gosh daren has a niner

by john February 3, 2005