JOHN's definitions

townie

A person who enjoys hanging round in small-large groups on street corners and ask for 20p 'to use the phone box' or 'to get home' (despite it being popular knowledge that they live a few yards away). They often cease their actions if you outsmart them by calling them words like 'torglodite' in which case they simply say 'aw brass' and walk off.

Typical townie - grunger convo:

Townie: Eh wot come 'ere
Grunger:.....
Townie Ah blad set me 20p to use the phone box
Grunger: i dont have 20p
Townie: i KNOW u got papes, jump up and down blad.
Grunger: .....
Townie: ehhhhhhh brass wot phones u got?
Grunger: walks off muttering 'shut the f*ck up

by John March 15, 2004

anime

Japanese animation not porn. Anime porn is called hentai.

joe love to watch anime on cartoon network

by John March 8, 2005

bronxville

A suburb of New York located 2 1/2 miles north of the Bronx. Is a village of the Town of Eastchester. Cost of living is almost as expensive as Manhattan.

Rent across the Bronx River from Bronxville in Yonkers is like half as much.

by John December 3, 2003

dirt nap

to be dead

Where's grandma?
Taking a dirt nap.

by John March 6, 2003

moseph

Person who loves Brianna

by John March 6, 2003

necter

adj. to be incredibly, ridiculously, amazingly, cool.

John and Nicole making out was no necter!

by John March 1, 2005

frumpy

A sexual act often confused with the grumpkin, where the male gives anal sex for such an extended period of time. Then when the penis is removed the loosened bowels spill out after a tap on the stomach

David gave a frumpy to jason and let the bowel spill in his mouth

by john September 5, 2003