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A belief in an abrahamic God in combination with other rising gods and goddesses, and/or a very different interpretation of this God. Also known by terms such as "Christian Wiccan" or a "Christian Pagan." Whereas in a purely biblical world view, idols from other cultures and religions aren't viewed as gods in the traditional sense but connected to fallen angels and the nephillum (demons) belief in astrology, crystal healing, and astral projection being a permissible, non deceptive practice could also classify someone as a "Messianic Pagan." The New World Order religion could possibly be classified as the above term. Most of the time, they just believe in Jesus and have extra pets and plants than most, prefer to live near nature, are more intuitive and occasionally do white magick, whereas in biblical Christianity all forms of occultism are forbidden.
So what's with your mtf friend talking good things about Jesus, then saying things like "Satan/Samuel is God's evil twin" and talking about how a Mercury's rotation is affecting our behavior? "Well, she is into what I call Messianic Paganism, for lack of a better term. "
by JMetal January 9, 2021
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An under the line derogatory term for Facebook. Some hate it because others show off the good things about their life, which is often somewhat illusionary as everyone has problems. Or because the marketplace, depending on your geographic area is a joke. Whether that be people low balling, backing out. A third reason could be because FaceStupid can be considered a waste of time, in addition to it being oober mainstream, which goes at odds with hipsters.
The last time she was active on her FaceStupid was like eighteen hours ago. I wonder why that is.
by JMetal February 2, 2021
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In the state of Michigan, USA, it refers to a 4th time habitual offender with three or more prior felonies or attempts to commit felonies. The # doesn't get any higher and it begins at MCL 769.10, then MCL 769.11. Judge's/prosecutor's have the discretion to sentence a 769.12 to any # of years to life for a felony that normally would carry five year's or more in prison. However most will just get a heftier sentence that is often more than double, or even quadruple of that of a first time offender and a min term equal to that of the usual tail end penality. Sometimes, but rarely a 769.12 gets probation for lower lvl felony, but only in circumstances with high mitigating factors with the help of a special private attorney. For a felony that normally carries a max of four year's the max penalty is up to 15 year's. They commonly r seen on OTIS with face and neck tattoos, with a stereotypical intimidating, drugged out or hardened, expression on their mugshot. Many if not most of these ppl can't be trusted around your car keys, your money/assets, valuables, your social security number, your children, your female life partner, or being in charge of funds at a workplace. Most of them seem to meet the criteria for conduct disorder, and/or grew up in broken home's, never had a stable functional life and often were never taught how to make honest money. Watch out for them, as all they typically know how to do is to treat the world like a prison yard.
John, I told you that 769.12 dude would take you for a ride, he's like a mini version of the joker!
by JMetal January 9, 2021
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A low end NT tend to operate at the lowest level possible in life, never able to hold down a job, and will revert to the scummy hustles. They usually will be a kleptomaniac often even towards friends and family. When they come across a mentally impaired person already hooked on dope, it's a jackpot 4 them They may pressure 1 to trade a new PS4 remote like a 5th of a gram of crack, acting like it's the deal of the century. They want u 2 think 1/4 gram of dope w a 5 min high is in ur better interest than a stack of budget games that can provide dozens of hrs of fun. More often than not, a high end autistic individual operates at a higher lvl in life with the creativity and knowledge base being stronger than low end commoners. With the strongly held moral codes of ASD folk, they are less likely to resort to unethical/ criminal means of survival. Whereas a high end NT is more likely than the other neuro-types to finish college and find employment in their field of study, or to find their niche sooner, as they have both a strong skill set or knowledge base that isn't counter balanced by social awkwardness. A low end commoner is also prone to constant lying, who r also less skilled of a liar than a high end NT. On the contrary a high end NT has less of a need to be a liar as they usually aren't left in a position where lying is needed. Thing's tend 2 fall in place for high performing neurotypicals and most were preppy in school as well as beyond graduation.
Oh there's that dope dealer trying to sell meth to that guy with an autistic lisp and mannerisms. I'd like to call that criminal a low functioning neurotypical.
by JMetal March 3, 2023
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Although similar to Satanism, it has one big difference. It involves worshipping the Devil as the Bible and/or Koran portrays him and his demon's. The stereotypical form of Satanism, that uninformed people tend to automatically assume of someone with Left Hand Path views/jewelry, or of black metal bands. Whereas most satanists, other than orthodox or traditional satanism tend to lean towards the non theistic/archetypal or neo pagan side of things, somehow.
Mark: "Heil Satan, the ruler of this earth, Jesus was just a fugtitive, and he was defeated. Common person: Oh, so you're a Satanist? No, reserve that term for the LaVayans, and the Neo pagan variety. I am a into Diabolism.
by JMetal January 10, 2021
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