Definitions by JMM

Weapon Pikey 

Someone who camps or avoids all combat at an attempt of getting himself all available weapons in an online game, such as Doom.

A cheat.

"Stop being a weapon pikey asshole, I only have a handgun!"

Weapon Pikey by JMM June 22, 2006

Hypospadias

A deformity of the wordpenis/word, in which the wordurethra/word opens upon its under surface.

Look at his penis, he's got hypospadias!

Hypospadias by jmm July 4, 2003

Opera 

The fastest wordbrowser/word on wordEarth/word and simplty the wordbest/word wordinternet/word experience.

Using Opera lets me browse porn faster.

Opera by jmm July 4, 2003

IRC 

1) Where you go to talk with other sophisticated beings like yourself for free on your own personal computer.

2) The place where dreams will become a reality and your life will be forever enjoyable.

3) A colossal time waster.

Joe Luser was looking for other arrogant assholes to talk with so he started up mIRC.

IRC by jmm June 29, 2003

SPERM 

S.P.E.R.M. is a system of classifying causes and effects in historical study. The classifications are Social, Political, Economic, Religious, Military and sometimes Scientific. Virtually every event or idea can be classified in one of these six ways. Sometimes a single event, especially more complex events, can be classified in more than one way.

Use S.P.E.R.M. to classify the various causes of the rise of Islam. Be sure you consider all of the facets.

SPERM by jmm June 27, 2003