JM's definitions

talon tsi

The best of the DSM line of automobiles. When combined with a 6bolt block, big16g, and front mount, can be made one fast mofo. It is advised to not try and race one, but to just aww in its amazingness. Black happens to be the fastest of all the colors

My kickass talon tsi beat your slow honda.

by JM November 17, 2002

McKechnie

A term used to describe an insufferable gimp, whom is a conversational abyss, however refuses to realise this.

You're such a disgrace, you're such a Mckechnie.

by JM December 9, 2004

gyrated

Beyond drunk, just on another level, being really twisted, black out status.

Playa you were beyond, drunk, crunk, faded, twisted, last nite, you were gyrated.

by JM January 30, 2005

Jackie Warner

Owner and managing director of Sky Sport & Spa, and star of the hit TV show Workout on Bravo. Quite possibly the coolest, most in the zone woman, ever.

Person: "Hun, you know how feminist lesbians are!"
Person 2: "Not Jackie Warner, she's super cool. Man I wish she had super powers."

by JM August 23, 2006

Xanadu

The place one arrives several seconds after inhaling a nitrous oxide balloon and a bong hit.

a: What the fuck happened to you? Your eyes rolled up in the back of your head!

b: I went to Xanadu, friend. Gene Kelly says "hi". Now put on some ELO so I can go back.

by jm May 7, 2005

rap

75% of the word "crap"

Retarded people listen to rap cause they stupid.

by JM May 13, 2005

gringo sushi

White man sushi. Sushi rolls made from non-traditional ingredients.

For Example:
Jackass Roll -
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, avocado, BBQ pork, french fries & a garlic chili mayo sauce.

Perfected by Tex Wasabi's in Santa Rosa, California

Hey you gotta try Tex..

I don't like sushi.

Dude... it's not sushi, it's gringo sushi.

by jm February 15, 2005