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yellow pants

1. Result of when one pisses themself

2. Result of sitting on a public toilet after someone pissed on it.
1. Mike was so nervous, he got yellow pants.

2. Some fucker didn't wipe off the seat! Now I got yellow pants!
by JM May 13, 2005
mugGet the yellow pantsmug.

rap

75% of the word "crap"
Retarded people listen to rap cause they stupid.
by JM May 13, 2005
mugGet the rapmug.

United Kingdom

A country in western Europe, which boasts the largest population of domesticated homo sapiens in the world.
"This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror."
- William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "King John", Act 5 scene 7
by JM December 16, 2004
mugGet the United Kingdommug.

Elfen Lied

An ultra-violent science fiction anime involving human mutants called "dicloniuses"; females sport purple hair and horns which resemble pointy ears, and males which have horns and posess no telekinetic powers. The mutants kill humans and each other using "vectors" (invisible "arms" of telekinetic force) that can stretch and easily slice through light objects, and their tendency for violence varies amongst characters. The story also deals with the issues of psychological trauma and repressed memories, as well as moral insanity (particularly dysocial psychopathy) as a result of absent unconditional, parental love. The main diclonius character, Lucy, has a split personality, one of them infantile Nyu, and the other the resentful, solemn , and murderous Lucy.

Though praised by many as unique, the series itself is nauseating to watch as the constant themes of senseless tragedy, psychological and physical brutality, and resolve, do little to endear the characters to viewers. Elfen Lied can be best summarized as an exploitation project involving cliche anime characters than anything else; the art style is redundant, with logical errors and contradictions abounding in the story and character development.
"Nyuu!" "Nyuu!" "Nyuu!"
by JM August 10, 2005
mugGet the Elfen Liedmug.

weed

Posseses what we logical thinkers call the working man.
If you smoke weed you probably don't know what I just said.
by JM March 4, 2005
mugGet the weedmug.

penis

It's a piss dispenser.
My penis was exhausted after taking that long piss.
by Jm November 11, 2004
mugGet the penismug.

abercrombie & fitch

Clothing for those who try to fit in, established in 1892. It is expensive, but you are just payin for a name, not quality.
Young, check out Jon Orndorff, he got the new abercrombie & fitch jacket, that man is a fag.
by JM October 24, 2003
mugGet the abercrombie & fitchmug.

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