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weed

Posseses what we logical thinkers call the working man.
If you smoke weed you probably don't know what I just said.
by JM March 4, 2005
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penis

It's a piss dispenser.
My penis was exhausted after taking that long piss.
by Jm November 11, 2004
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Absinthe

A supposedly narcotic spirit which originated in the 17th century and became popular during the turn of the century in Europe and further popularized by famous artists and writers.

Absinthe has an opaque green color with a licorice aroma and a high alcohol content, typically containing anise, artemesia pontica, melissa, fennel, hyssop and lemonbalm; some immitation absinthes contain the original controversial ingredient wormwood, which contains the neurotoxin thujone.

Immitation absinthes, despite manufacturers claims, have only a general similarity with absinthes drank a century ago. The historically romanticized drink was Pernod Fils, a French Absinthe, which contained wormwood, and the exact recipe of which was never known. However, in 2004 It was painstakingly resurrected by microbiologist Ted Breaux, who owned two original bottles, and formed a private company selling limited batches of the real thing.
"After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world."
- Oscar Wilde
by JM December 17, 2004
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gringo sushi

White man sushi. Sushi rolls made from non-traditional ingredients.

For Example:
Jackass Roll -
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, avocado, BBQ pork, french fries & a garlic chili mayo sauce.

Perfected by Tex Wasabi's in Santa Rosa, California
Hey you gotta try Tex..

I don't like sushi.

Dude... it's not sushi, it's gringo sushi.
by jm February 15, 2005
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rap

75% of the word "crap"
Retarded people listen to rap cause they stupid.
by JM May 13, 2005
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McKechnie

A term used to describe an insufferable gimp, whom is a conversational abyss, however refuses to realise this.
You're such a disgrace, you're such a Mckechnie.
by JM December 9, 2004
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Jamsacking

The act of smearing one's testicles in a fruity jam and placing them onto the eyes of an unsuspecting victim. A derivative of teabagging.
Using Rowntree's strawberry jam, I jamsacked Davey - he was not best pleased.
by JM March 18, 2004
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