Definitions by JM

rap 

75% of the word "crap"

Retarded people listen to rap cause they stupid.

rap by JM May 13, 2005

smoov 

How rappers say smooth cause they don't know how to talk right

Fuck me bitch! I'm so smoov!

smoov by JM May 13, 2005

Xanadu

The place one arrives several seconds after inhaling a nitrous oxide balloon and a bong hit.

a: What the fuck happened to you? Your eyes rolled up in the back of your head!

b: I went to Xanadu, friend. Gene Kelly says "hi". Now put on some ELO so I can go back.

Xanadu by jm May 7, 2005

weed 

Posseses what we logical thinkers call the working man.

If you smoke weed you probably don't know what I just said.

weed by JM March 4, 2005

gringo sushi 

White man sushi. Sushi rolls made from non-traditional ingredients.

For Example:
Jackass Roll -
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, avocado, BBQ pork, french fries & a garlic chili mayo sauce.

Perfected by Tex Wasabi's in Santa Rosa, California

Hey you gotta try Tex..

I don't like sushi.

Dude... it's not sushi, it's gringo sushi.

gringo sushi by jm February 15, 2005

Mechanism 

An awesome heavy metal/thrash band that started in 2002 and can be located at mechanismofficial.com

mechanismofficial.com is the bands webpage where you can find out about them and listen to some MP3s

Mechanism by JM February 4, 2005

gyrated

it means getting raelly drunk, actually on a whole different level, way beyond crunk , twisted , and faded.

Do you remember last nite at all, nope i was most certainly gyrated.

gyrated by JM February 3, 2005