JM's definitions

Purple Haze

A strong strain of mostly-sativa cannabis. JUST cannabis, NOT laced with anything. Lacing a smokable drug with LSD is IMPOSSIBLE and a bullshit urban legend! It will break down if you try to smoke it!

"Man, that purple haze I bought from Jim was amazing, it got me so fucked up!"

by JM May 3, 2003

Vectorist

Someone who believes true understanding comes from comprehending things in the sole context of magnitude and direction.

Sarah: "...and what really is f-cked up, she's known him for only two months and she's pregnant, again!"
Gabrielle: "I wouldn't want to be traveling on that vector.."
Sarah: "Hey, let's vector to your house, I forgot my iPod."

by JM January 23, 2005

sanc

past tense of sync

I typed her number into my PDA, then sanc it with my computer.

by JM May 9, 2003

GROGAN

a turd that makes a kerplop sound when it hits the toilet

by jm August 22, 2003

Shaboy

Its the ultimate ebonics for "holler at your boy".

Holluh at shaboy.

Leave me a message at the beep, shaboy

by JM February 3, 2005

trotch

An insulting word used when someone is a combination of: tramp, bitch, snatch...

What a trotch, I cant believe she did that...

by JM April 10, 2003

wack ass bitch

A female who obsessively pursues sexual relations with a guy who is not interested because he knows she is an STD infested hoe who has fucked everything with a penis within 30 miles. They are known to excessively call, stalk, and go psychotic on the male subject. They are dangerous!!! Stay the fuck away!!!

Can be shortened to WAB as long as everybody knows what you're talking about.

Man, that fucking wack ass bitch called for you 38 times; in the past hour.

by JM October 17, 2004