JM's definitions

Xanadu

The place one arrives several seconds after inhaling a nitrous oxide balloon and a bong hit.

a: What the fuck happened to you? Your eyes rolled up in the back of your head!

b: I went to Xanadu, friend. Gene Kelly says "hi". Now put on some ELO so I can go back.

by jm May 7, 2005

Mechanism

An awesome heavy metal/thrash band that started in 2002 and can be located at mechanismofficial.com

mechanismofficial.com is the bands webpage where you can find out about them and listen to some MP3s

by JM February 4, 2005

Purple Haze

A strong strain of mostly-sativa cannabis. JUST cannabis, NOT laced with anything. Lacing a smokable drug with LSD is IMPOSSIBLE and a bullshit urban legend! It will break down if you try to smoke it!

"Man, that purple haze I bought from Jim was amazing, it got me so fucked up!"

by JM May 3, 2003

Vectorist

Someone who believes true understanding comes from comprehending things in the sole context of magnitude and direction.

Sarah: "...and what really is f-cked up, she's known him for only two months and she's pregnant, again!"
Gabrielle: "I wouldn't want to be traveling on that vector.."
Sarah: "Hey, let's vector to your house, I forgot my iPod."

by JM January 23, 2005

wack ass bitch

A female who obsessively pursues sexual relations with a guy who is not interested because he knows she is an STD infested hoe who has fucked everything with a penis within 30 miles. They are known to excessively call, stalk, and go psychotic on the male subject. They are dangerous!!! Stay the fuck away!!!

Can be shortened to WAB as long as everybody knows what you're talking about.

Man, that fucking wack ass bitch called for you 38 times; in the past hour.

by JM October 17, 2004

trotch

An insulting word used when someone is a combination of: tramp, bitch, snatch...

What a trotch, I cant believe she did that...

by JM April 10, 2003

Nintendo 64

The Nintendo64 was the first console that offered serious 3D graphics processing. It had an unusual development, the result of a partnership between Nintendo and Silicon Graphics, and the system was based on technology used in Silicon Graphics high-end MIPS-based workstations, using a custom R4300i chipset - and the entire system retailing less than $300, was a remarkable feat at the time. As such, the system was far ahead of it's time. The casing was a very durable, hard plastic design, cart, instead of CD based, and featured an unusual controller that was ergonomically superior to anything before it - and turned out later, ideally suited to first person and fighting games. The Nintendo64 enjoyed a long life, and several historically significant games developed natively for the system that remain to this day benchmarks in game design.

Person 1: "Dude, remember the first time you saw Mario 64 on display? That was what real next gen was all about."

Person 2: "Yeah, I first saw the title screen, ran over, pushed away all the little kids shoving Mario's mustache up his nose, man did my Playstation games look tired then. I'll never forget that."

by JM August 13, 2005