JIMBOB's definitions

Servalone

'The waiters choice' anabolic steriod developed for the catering environment. boosts strength in right arm for pint pulling efficiancy, locks left arm at 90 degrees for extra plate lifting ability and eliminates need for sleep and general lust for a break allowing the user to work seemingly impoosible shifts.

A Servalone a day keeps the slacker at bay.

by jimbob September 20, 2003

bitch make me a sandwich

what u say to a woman when u dont want to put up whith any more of her shit.

sara told me to switch off the football game, but instead i told her to shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich.

by jimbob February 15, 2003

adderley

One who can do balloon- modelling with the inside of one's throat. A massive asset at childrens parties and in the bedroom. Usually Kingstanding females possess this talent, but it has been known for more men to be born with this amazing gene.

"look, another Adderley! Mummy's made a little balloon doggy. Isn't Mummy clever!!"

by JimBob January 29, 2004

buttsekz

see "buttsex"

mmmmm that buttsekz was good last night.

by jimbob November 14, 2002

pen15

something you write in very large print on your forehead and show off in public places.

hot chick: lance looks so dope with pen15 written on his forehead

by jimbob November 23, 2002

skerfing

another word for surfing used by ...... me

im going skerfing

by jimbob May 10, 2003

ADDERLEY

A jizz receptacle. Similar in size and shape to a wizards sleeve. Smells a bit like Grimsby when the boat comes in.

"pass the Adderley old chap! I do appear to be cumming again"

by JimBob March 24, 2004