JIMBOB's definitions

tits

either a) a variety of soft drinks found under the couch or b) a species of pickle that has been crossbred with a wild mountain shazwar.

1) the tits were found under the couch.
2) the tits garumphed over the candickery.

by Jimbob December 11, 2003

D-Pak

someone who tries to get a diet but fails miserably at it

a physically well-rounded person

OMG look at the d-pak

yea he must have eaten 5 donuts in less than a second

WHAT A D-PAK

by jimbob October 12, 2003

Hug

Something to forget in favor of the hump-de-hump

"Bitch, does it look like I wanna hug?"

by Jimbob September 5, 2003

tuffie

tuffie - confectionary

comes from middle england

"you coming to the tuffie shop mate?"

by jimbob January 21, 2004

bate

means something is shit

man u r bate at football

by jimbob October 13, 2003

punders

large, unattractive pants

by jimbob October 19, 2003

not scottish

when something is simply not scottish

if it's not scottish... IT'S CRAP!!!

by Jimbob December 2, 2003