JIMBO's definitions

Friend

A real friend is someone who:

a)it's okay to fart in front of.

b)you don't mind talking to on the bus for atleast 20 minutes.

c)can borrow $5 and never has to pay it back

d)you'll actually call up do stuff.

Bob: "Hey Jim, you wanna go see a show downtown"
Jim: "Sorry man, I'm broke, and how are we gonna get there."
Bob: "No problem, I'll lend you the 5 bucks and we'll take the bus."
Jim: "Yeah, okay" (loud farting sound)
Bob: "Whoah! That was a good one!

Bob and Jim are friends.

by Jimbo December 14, 2004

Bayner

Its another word for boner
(i got it off a medication my mom takes called bayer)

Dude i got a bayner lookin at her today.

by Jimbo October 29, 2004

cheeseheads

a bunch of redneck dumbass greenbay fans

Look at those cheese heads work on a farm

by jimbo March 18, 2003

big head

Adjective: Somebody who thinks they are all that

That big headed boy thinks he can cross me.

by Jimbo April 23, 2003

McSweats

Medic. More common form of the meat sweats experienced by McDonalds eaters globally. Profuse persperation experienced from excessive McDonalds "meat" eating.

Grandma always told me three to six square McDonalds meals a day, which i stuck to for three years. I began to sweat all the time especially after eating my fifth double quarter punder with cheese of the day and the Doctor diagnosed me with the McSweats.

by Jimbo January 27, 2005

up in

The act of violating one's personal space, often used with the verb "nosing"

My mom totally found my stash when she was nosing up in my room, now I'm grounded for life + forever. alternately That chick I met was hot, but then she started nosing all up in my sex life, and I don't want her to know that Jennie might have gonorrhea, so I slap her upside the head and she don't be nosin' up in anything.

by Jimbo December 1, 2003

grumblies

1. extreme or excessive hunger
2. the continuous production of loud grumbling noises eminating from the stomach region, as a result of hunger

Tommy and I had the grumblies so we went to the Caribbean Grill for lunch.

by Jimbo April 10, 2003