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Randy Orton

A young wrestler who is constantly improving in the ring. He was a great heel and then he became a horrible face. He's a heel again, so all is right in the world.
Randy Orton is entertaining as a heel, but I can't stand him as a face. Now I hope he kicks Undertaker's ass.
by jimbo March 26, 2005
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poochangchang

(n) the female genetalia, with a deragatory connontation
Angelica: Gosh, grill is so boring lol.
Jimbo: You have a dirty poochangchang.
by Jimbo April 2, 2005
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suent

A small fur bearing animal that consumes large amounts of meat.
A woman who shoves massive cocks into her pussy.
by Jimbo April 6, 2005
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Lau Gar

Master Yau brought the style to Britain when he came here in 1961. In 1972 the British Kung Fu Association was set up, and Master Yau being the current keeper of the Lau Gar style was invited to be chief instructor. Subsequently Lau Gar has become Britain's most popular (and widespread) form of Chinese boxing.
*WOOOOTAAHHHH!!!!!!!!...
"man are you ok? you've been in the toilet for a while..
by Jimbo December 7, 2004
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eVoVia

Home planet of the eVo race.
The Island of eVo can be found on Pluto, the planet which recently was disgarded from our solar system because it's shit.

eVoVia consists of 1 island, on this island there are the eVovians: see water based creatures

The land is ran by: Chinese - to make rice.
Prof. Jim: Creates inventions to benifit those of the island: see Magnetic Road Surface and/or Druggie

The Jesus: Founder of the Temple Of Ja, situated on eVo peak: see Huge Mountain and/or Stoner
John: The pimp of eVoVia, he seeks to pwnage women 24/7: see God's Gift and/or LSD fan

Not many people have returned from eVo island to tell the tale, this is because eVo island is so good that you woulden't wish to return to this dump ever again.

More info: see Stoners . Druggies . Suicidal . Overactive Imagination . Crime Scene Investigatiors . Loonies . evo.org.uk
Man evo is king
Man evo is legend
Man..evo is stoned
by Jimbo December 10, 2004
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Alpha

A male coward; A misogynist; A vile miscreant that wishes or causes harm or death to women; A gutless ignoramus. One who stalks women. cowardwhimppussysissychickenstalker
When Jimbo noticed the little Alpha harassing an innocent woman, he knocked him to the ground and beat him to a bloody pulp.
by Jimbo December 10, 2004
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Friend

A real friend is someone who:

a)it's okay to fart in front of.

b)you don't mind talking to on the bus for atleast 20 minutes.

c)can borrow $5 and never has to pay it back

d)you'll actually call up do stuff.
Bob: "Hey Jim, you wanna go see a show downtown"
Jim: "Sorry man, I'm broke, and how are we gonna get there."
Bob: "No problem, I'll lend you the 5 bucks and we'll take the bus."
Jim: "Yeah, okay" (loud farting sound)
Bob: "Whoah! That was a good one!

Bob and Jim are friends.
by Jimbo December 14, 2004
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