JIMBO's definitions

McGuilt

The Guilt felt after eating a McDonalds meal by a person who, in principle, disagrees with everything McDonalds is and stands for.

I was so hungry and all i could find was a McDonalds so i ordered a large Big Mac meal and three cheesburgers and two large shakes.....and a couple of extra fries. Then i got The McGuilt and the McSweats.

by jimbo January 27, 2005

walloper

A cock (see Alastair). Usually big

Alastair has a wee nob, I have a walloper!

by Jimbo February 23, 2004

puke and rally

Perserverance in the face of gastro-intestingal rejection.

"She's coming over here to talk to you. Your drunk ass better puke and rally pronto!"

by jimbo December 31, 2003

McSweats

Medic. More common form of the meat sweats experienced by McDonalds eaters globally. Profuse persperation experienced from excessive McDonalds "meat" eating.

Grandma always told me three to six square McDonalds meals a day, which i stuck to for three years. I began to sweat all the time especially after eating my fifth double quarter punder with cheese of the day and the Doctor diagnosed me with the McSweats.

by Jimbo January 27, 2005

M/L/CTP

The TP of a few select individuals. Use your imagination...
(not initials)

Damn, MTP, that shit is off the hook!

by Jimbo July 23, 2003

skin me

To slowly peel the foreskin of a really tight cock back till the glistening head is completely exposed...... or so they tell me

Damit Mom don't you know i like it better when uncle Jeff gets to skin me

by JIMBO May 13, 2005

Homo-Blue Eyes

The brightest of Blue Eyes.

"Zack's eyes are so blue they look like Homo-Blue Eyes."

by Jimbo September 2, 2003