JIMBO's definitions

smilf

single-mother-i'd-like-to-fuck

Miss Hurly is a smilf

by jimbo February 6, 2003

razbarry

fruit that tastes like a raspberry but is spelled better

razbarry is a better spelling for the fruit thing.

by jimbo October 27, 2003

cocktard

A girl that has no idea what to do with a dick

suzie's such a cocktard, she was biting me all night

by Jimbo December 12, 2003

plebb

noun somebody who is complete crap at everything and cant do anything rite, and to be honest is a complete noob at everything. generally used as an insult

1. you plebb

2. your such a plebb

3. you gay assed horse raping mother fucking retarded spasticated asswipe plebb

by jimbo January 27, 2005

Friend

A real friend is someone who:

a)it's okay to fart in front of.

b)you don't mind talking to on the bus for atleast 20 minutes.

c)can borrow $5 and never has to pay it back

d)you'll actually call up do stuff.

Bob: "Hey Jim, you wanna go see a show downtown"
Jim: "Sorry man, I'm broke, and how are we gonna get there."
Bob: "No problem, I'll lend you the 5 bucks and we'll take the bus."
Jim: "Yeah, okay" (loud farting sound)
Bob: "Whoah! That was a good one!

Bob and Jim are friends.

by Jimbo December 14, 2004

cheeseheads

a bunch of redneck dumbass greenbay fans

Look at those cheese heads work on a farm

by jimbo March 18, 2003

M/L/CTP

The TP of a few select individuals. Use your imagination...
(not initials)

Damn, MTP, that shit is off the hook!

by Jimbo July 23, 2003