JIMBO's definitions

umpenese

a type of blow job.

Yo, suck my balls umpenese stlye!

by jimbo March 16, 2003

chav

Council Houses And Violence:

Term used to describe people who think hanging round childrens play areas, stations, pubs (because they can't get in) and supermarkets is cool.

7 defining characteristics of a chav:

1) Wear caps which half hang off their head, usually burberry or nike tn

2) Illiterate

3) Socks are tucked into trouser (very cool!!)

4) Put on fake east london accents, to try and sound ghetto

5) Have fake gold ring, ear rings and chains

6) Listen to shit music

7) Start fights with just about anyone

also known as rudie, townie or dick head

by jimbo May 13, 2005

razbarry

fruit, spelled better than raspberry

razbarry is spelled wrong

by jimbo October 27, 2003

chinjob

The act of rubbing ones chin vigorously on anothers dirty crack, giving a goatie beard type effect.

Hey Daz, call that a goatie? Looks like you've been giving Jamie a chinjob.

by Jimbo August 27, 2004

fuel

meaning a person is decent looking

"Dude, you see that girl"
"Yea she fuel."

by Jimbo August 17, 2003

honesdale

Honesdale; A place where Bush is the best beer and Wal-Mart is the only source of entertainment.

"Lets drink some Bush and go play hide-and-go-seek in Wal-Mart!"

by jimbo May 13, 2005

Asswater

ass sweat after you've done physical activity

quite a practice eh? my shorts are soaked with ass water.

by jimbo July 12, 2003