wood duck

Useless bastard (Aus)

Jono: He's a wood duck!
Daveo: What's a wood duck?
Jono: Not a real duck!

by Jimbo February 23, 2004

Lau Gar

Master Yau brought the style to Britain when he came here in 1961. In 1972 the British Kung Fu Association was set up, and Master Yau being the current keeper of the Lau Gar style was invited to be chief instructor. Subsequently Lau Gar has become Britain's most popular (and widespread) form of Chinese boxing.

*WOOOOTAAHHHH!!!!!!!!...
"man are you ok? you've been in the toilet for a while..

by Jimbo December 07, 2004

Do

1: To perform or execute
2: To kill someone
3: Hairstyle
4: To engage in sexual Intercourse
5: Attractive Dutch recording artist best know for her vocals in DJ Sammy's cover of "Heaven"

1: I'm going to do my homework.
2: We're going to do him in.
3: Yo Holmes! Do not mess up the do!
4: My and the bitch are going to do it.
5: Check out Do's site at www.domusic.nl

by Jimbo January 26, 2005

McGuilt

The Guilt felt after eating a McDonalds meal by a person who, in principle, disagrees with everything McDonalds is and stands for.

I was so hungry and all i could find was a McDonalds so i ordered a large Big Mac meal and three cheesburgers and two large shakes.....and a couple of extra fries. Then i got The McGuilt and the McSweats.

by jimbo January 27, 2005

smilf

single-mother-i'd-like-to-fuck

Miss Hurly is a smilf

by jimbo February 06, 2003

wildkard

virgin who sucks at quake 3 and plays on his computer 24/7 and has a short penis. fuck that idiot.

wildkard

by jimbo February 27, 2003

no-no spot

The term used to say "down below"

1. Discovered from a joke.
2. Rob likes saying to britnay alot.
3.Funniest word ever

You know what i want, touch my no-no spot.

COME TO MY NO NO SPOT~

by Jimbo May 25, 2004