7 definitions by JG El Supremo
British slang for talking nonsense at length. Often used with the word 'on' (as in 'wittering on') to suggest that the speaker has no particular point to make, they are just talking on and on, as if the talk has developed a momentum of its own that prevents it from ending. Probably used more in the North than the South, and used more often with regard to women than men. However, when used to to describe a man, there is a strong suggestion of weakness, or unmanliness.
Why were you on the phone for so long?
It was my mum, she was wittering on about how I never call her; and she wonders why....
It was my mum, she was wittering on about how I never call her; and she wonders why....
by JG El Supremo January 12, 2018
Said triumphantly after any kind of 'hot potato' handover by the person handing over the hot potato. Meant to convey the notion that "It's your problem now, don't call me."
When you buy a dodgy car from some geezer for dirt cheap:
"OK, there's your money. Do you have the registration, service record and warranty docs?"
"Adios Amigo!"
When you take over a new job from someone who is leaving:
"Can I call you with questions?"
"Adios Amigo! Hasta la vista, Baby!"
"OK, there's your money. Do you have the registration, service record and warranty docs?"
"Adios Amigo!"
When you take over a new job from someone who is leaving:
"Can I call you with questions?"
"Adios Amigo! Hasta la vista, Baby!"
by JG El Supremo January 28, 2022
I had just got the beautiful Gina to agree to go out on a date with me, but I was so excited that I 'blew it'. Spermatozoon. Now she won't even talk to me. And I have to pay for her dress to be dry cleaned.
by JG El Supremo August 19, 2018
by JG El Supremo May 5, 2023
Did you see the latest tweet from Trump? He is such a fucking gobshite.
Dude, don't depress me even more than I am already. The more scared or more out of his depth that motherfucker gets, the more noise he makes.
Dude, don't depress me even more than I am already. The more scared or more out of his depth that motherfucker gets, the more noise he makes.
by JG El Supremo January 29, 2018
An insult tendered to a person with a wrinkled or ugly face.
Etymology: a portmanteau of 'knackers' (testicles) and 'pan' (face). I.e. a face that looks like a scrotum.
Etymology: a portmanteau of 'knackers' (testicles) and 'pan' (face). I.e. a face that looks like a scrotum.
I see that knackerpan, Jamie Lee Curtis, got an Oscar. She's got a right old pair of swingers though...
by JG El Supremo May 5, 2023
Lifeguard slang for seiving turds out of a swimming pool. This is usually done after clearing the pool, followed by a 1 hour break from pool use while you 'shock' the pool (i.e. dump a ton of chemicals into it and the run the filters at full blast).
I had to go fishing for brown trout today during the 'mother and baby' swim lessons. At least I got paid for an hour of playing computer games while the filters did their thing.
by JG El Supremo February 16, 2020