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gore

Makes a random sentance cooler. Follow these instructions:

1. Start off with a random sentance like "So, I was walking down the street yesterday and..."

2. Add 'gore,' in a gruff, harsh voice.
So, do you remember when GORRRRRRE!
by jesus January 12, 2004
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Lee Harding

Annoying, faux-punk poser and contestant from Australian Idol 3. Displayed severely limited intelligence, music knowledge and talent. Had logic defying z-grade celebrity status bestowed upon him by obnoxious teens and finished third place. Scored a recording contract and is currently churning out the crappiest music Australia has seen in recent years.
by Jesus July 16, 2008
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chaminade

And you thought CBC kids were fags. Give these guys a mirror and they'll be occupied for hours. Known for hooking up with some of the most stuck up Villa bitches around (and each others moms!), these guys love their money and their faces. You'll be able to easily spot these kids out at party... they'll be the ones planning to beat up the cops. If you find yourself pondering what these kids value in life... the answer is MONEY MOMS and MIRRORS.
Those Chaminade kids attempted to beat up the cops but ended up getting arrested. Not to worry though, their rich daddys bailed them out.
Meanwhile...
(kids best friend banging his mom while the dad is bailing them out)
by jesus April 17, 2005
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armante

a complete fucktard: read also idiot
by jesus February 10, 2005
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Kanadaz Most Wanted

Steve Grenier is Kanadaz most wanted person. Everyone wants to be him.
Damn that nigga Steve Grenier is dope. He is Kanadaz Most Wanted
by Jesus January 1, 2005
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SAHBPS

An acronym standing for Screaming About Hormel Breakfast Pork Steaks
I was trying to drink my tea when some asshat began SAHBPS
by Jesus September 17, 2003
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Despingate

To rip the cock off anything, therefore rendering it completly and utterly useless.(Everything has a cock in one way shape or form)
While smoking a blunt: Oh shit man, I left for a minute and you despingated that blunt already!
by jesus March 25, 2003
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