JESUS's definitions

ksil

Another word for god.

ksil is our almighty god.

by Jesus July 8, 2004

Congress

An overpaid circle jerk that can raise its own pay. Nowhere else would it take 100 people to fuck something up.

Congress is like the Special Olympics after a lobotomy.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

hrmia

a minor hernia

dude, im having a hrmia

by jesus December 11, 2003

the clap

A sexually transmitted disease that's medical name is very hard to spell.

If the wind's right, she'll clap you out from a block away.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

Going Overboard

Worst movie evar, starring adam sandler

My friend commited suicide yesterday, right after watching Going Overbaord

by Jesus December 2, 2003

griff

this beast........
get your bow on to him women....
couldnt be more of a legend.

person 1: where's grif?
Person 2: griff the beast? what a legend!

by jesus September 22, 2003

schlossarse

"Castle ass." Referring to Amber Jenkins. Word created by Amber Jenkins.

"Whoa, man! She is such a schlossarse!"

by Jesus April 29, 2004