JESUS's definitions

spooge rifle

your dick

your mom sucks your spooge rifle

by Jesus June 6, 2003

Plow

The opposite of whatever is said after it.

She's plow fine. Actually means she's ugly.

by Jesus October 11, 2003

Road Rage

The act or feeling of agression towards the dumbasses that share the nations hiways with one.

Road rage: if you don't have it, you're probably causing it.

by Jesus February 24, 2003

skud

A word used by the peasant underclass(aka chavs)to indicate they want a "go" on something. Often used before they then steal the said thing.

ah boi,gis a skud on your phone..i won't knick it!onest!

by Jesus January 30, 2005

waffles

a bastardization of roofles, which is a bastardization of rofl, which means rolling on floor laughing

yar har har, keke. the waffles taste good with those keekleberries.

or

Not knowing what a zerg rush is made me waffles

by jesus December 7, 2003

Mindless Crackers

Fans of Mindless Self Indulgence, not just white people.

Mindless Crackers 4 life, bitches!

by Jesus July 30, 2004

fovite

mispelling of the word "favorite". Even if someone is stupid enough to spell it this way, you still have to love him.

Jesus: Hey, what's that?
Mike: Oh, it's my fovite movie ever.

by Jesus January 19, 2005