JESUS's definitions

misfits

The best band ever, started be Jerry only and glenn danzig. everything they sing is great.

Best band ever made, ever

by jesus April 26, 2004

Smack book

1. A guestbook signed generally by the insane
2. a guestbook which is used as a forum

Sign the smack book you slag

by Jesus January 8, 2004

robo

A hardcore mother fucker who beats the shit out of gang bangers trying to steal his car. Also known to beat up drug dealers in order to steal their stash.

"Duude, that guy was a total faggot; he's the type of guy I would have beasted on back in the day."

by Jesus August 5, 2003

durham local

a large orc-like person with long hair who is several thousend years behind most humans in evolution

matt boone, lockness monster

by jesus November 11, 2003

tell you what

1. To kick someone in the face

1. I'm gonna tell you what!

by Jesus March 18, 2005

gurnee mills

giant mall where sailors try to get laid but cant and theres plenty of place to eat or shop. or bum around.

(used in sentence) "when i was in gurnee mills the other day i saw this kid in baggy pants walkin around, and abunch of sailors tryin to get some, but failing

by jesus November 24, 2003

puskas

Often, the term puskas conicides with the annual migration of beluga whales from the frigid north to the southern seas. This is, of course, because puskas is rightfully assoiciated with the beasts both in size and eating habbits.

That Puskas ate a whole crew!

by Jesus May 12, 2004