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i am a carpet eater
by Jesus June 06, 2003
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What a carpet eater

Etymology: from the latin term "Carpe Diem"
by Soldier_Guy_GG April 02, 2009
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carpet eater means Hitler.
Man Hitler got so stressed out waiting for Stalins reply he started eating the carpet, wot a carpet eater.
by Ballhead Smith December 04, 2003
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