JESSE's definitions

hick

those people who talk funny in texas chainsaw massacre or someone who lives in a oldschool silver, shiny pill shaped trailer, talks funny, has a mullet, wears trucker hats, has ripped up jeans and a belt with a semi truck or a gun on their belt buckle

hey look its billy bob johnson what a fuckin hick lets go piss on his trailer and put sand in his dirtbike

by jesse November 2, 2003

The Body

Simply the ultimate, and most dominate embodiment of the male figure.

Jesse THEBODY .. yes..

by Jesse February 28, 2005

mexicoon

mexicoon means somebody that's half black half mexican.

mexi=mexican
coon=black person

mexi+coon=mexicoon

lots of mexicoons live in texas

by Jesse June 2, 2004

granny's nest

a place where wrinkly old beeyotches/crones gather to bitch about men and life in general and study on weekends. also see 18033D College Prak

those damn yatches in the granny's nest are at it again: penquinn, crow, pidgeski, and chirpy mcchuggs

by jesse October 23, 2004

tumble weed

pubic hair that is never shaven and has so much hair that it comes out of her panties (usualy granny)

we were gonna have sex but then i realized she had a tumble weed

by jesse March 3, 2004

rumsfail

1. To self-destruct, melt-down or implode under the weight of one's own arrogance. 2. To fail spectacularly, particularly in matters of warfare or diplomacy; to plunge into chaos. 3. Absolute, unmitigated disaster of national or international proportions and consequence; policy failure so utterly abject and miserable as to approach the realm of the epic.

"Although long considered to be a costly and murderous fiasco, the prisoner abuse scandal revealed the war in Iraq to be nothing short of a rumsfailure." See also: "Karma"

by jesse May 18, 2004

R.Kelly

1. Petophiliac rat bastard
2. Sexual relations with an underaged person

1. pee wee herman just rkelly'd that 5 year old girl over there.
2."i'm like so what im drunk?" well its against the law to bang 14 year olds buddy.

by Jesse April 24, 2003