JESSE's definitions

benalia

Benalia is a penis that, when erect, curves downward like a banana.
(Origin- Arizona circa 2001)

"It was so funny, he had a freakin benalia."
"She deep throated that benalia."

by Jesse April 4, 2005

fart

The hurrendous emission of hot, often humid, and horrible smellin gas from the Anus- hole... which smells terrible itself. For any moron who wonders why farts smell, I'll tell ya. It's because farts are more or less shit-vapor.

I'm gonna pull down my pants, and rip a nasty fart on your forehead in the middle of the night. HA!! Hopefully nothing else will come out!

by JESSE October 15, 2006

R.Kelly

1. Petophiliac rat bastard
2. Sexual relations with an underaged person

1. pee wee herman just rkelly'd that 5 year old girl over there.
2."i'm like so what im drunk?" well its against the law to bang 14 year olds buddy.

by Jesse April 24, 2003

mexicoon

mexicoon means somebody that's half black half mexican.

mexi=mexican
coon=black person

mexi+coon=mexicoon

lots of mexicoons live in texas

by Jesse June 2, 2004

The Body

Simply the ultimate, and most dominate embodiment of the male figure.

Jesse THEBODY .. yes..

by Jesse February 28, 2005

rumsfail

1. To self-destruct, melt-down or implode under the weight of one's own arrogance. 2. To fail spectacularly, particularly in matters of warfare or diplomacy; to plunge into chaos. 3. Absolute, unmitigated disaster of national or international proportions and consequence; policy failure so utterly abject and miserable as to approach the realm of the epic.

"Although long considered to be a costly and murderous fiasco, the prisoner abuse scandal revealed the war in Iraq to be nothing short of a rumsfailure." See also: "Karma"

by jesse May 18, 2004

granny's nest

a place where wrinkly old beeyotches/crones gather to bitch about men and life in general and study on weekends. also see 18033D College Prak

those damn yatches in the granny's nest are at it again: penquinn, crow, pidgeski, and chirpy mcchuggs

by jesse October 23, 2004