JESSE's definitions

head

You begin at the top with a gental kiss as your hands fallow down the shaft. Then You trace your tongue downward and in a circular path being sure to not neglect any side then gently licking the balls. Then placeing the penis into the mouth while the hands continue to stimulate the base. The mouth slowly allows the penis to goin futher and further into the mouth, being sure to inhale deep as not to gag. this continues until the man ejaculates.

How would you like that head?

by Jesse May 13, 2005

pisar

Spanish Word meaning fuck

" ese wey se va ir a pisar esa morra "

by Jesse May 13, 2005

benalia

Benalia is a penis that, when erect, curves downward like a banana.
(Origin- Arizona circa 2001)

"It was so funny, he had a freakin benalia."
"She deep throated that benalia."

by Jesse April 4, 2005

shrimp

A flaccid, saliva coated penis after ejaculation, caused by the act of fellatio on said penis.

"She gave me the shrimp." "I just shrimped her." "I need to get me some shrimp."

by Jesse March 17, 2007

Shrimp smackdown

When a man has a semi-flaccid penis that is saliva coated after recieving oral sex, he smacks the girl who preformed the oral sex in the face with his penis.

"I gave that bitch the shrimp smackdown." I need to give some bitch the shrimp smackdown tonight." "She let me give her the shrimp smackdown."

by Jesse April 4, 2005

Dam

The same as damn only spelled dam in chat rooms and games so it doesn't regester as swearing.

Dam, that kid really sucked yesturday.

by Jesse December 21, 2004

ok computer

The most overrated album of all time. It is a band, like Mars Volta, that has been accepted as "a good band". I.e., it's a safe band to like, because it's commonly accepted as "good music".

The album is simply average. Everyone is just fucking insane about Radiohead because they haven't heard enough music.

Idiot 1: OMG OK COMPUTER is TEH BEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!! RADIOHEAD IS THE BEST BAND EVER, EVER, IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY.

Less Stupid Person: Have you even hear 1% of the albums that exist? Wow, it's funny how you think Radiohead is high class when it's really just alright. What an idiot.

by jesse December 25, 2004