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towtch

to caress in a sexual or mechanical way; to hit the crone; to play twayns
don't towtch that, haynds awwff
by jesse October 23, 2004
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urban-dictionary.com

a site used for looking up words that your afraid to ask your parents
by Jesse December 31, 2003
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lowrider

a car that has been modified by lowering it and puttinh hydrolics on it. they usually have custom paint jobs and interiors.
yo mang,Ill run you over in my lowrider sa
by jesse February 12, 2004
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neoness

An RPG guru, mainly obsessed with oddball RPG's mainly other people don't appreciate.
Wow, I want to be a great gamer like NeoNess!
by Jesse April 22, 2003
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checkmark

A eupemism for dick (in terms of "giving" or "getting dick")

Can be used as verb or noun.
"Did you checkmark Erica last night?"
"I want a checkmark from that dude over there."
by Jesse February 7, 2003
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Amish

Something that is lame, uncool, stupid, or otherwise unworthy of further consideration.
"Man, that is so Amish that Susie dumped Jane! I wanted to get together with both of them!"
by Jesse October 15, 2004
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plowing new ground

1. To actually be farming land; digging into new dirt

2. Exploring new ideas; digging into new dirt

3. Fucking a girl for the first time; digging into new dirt

origin: Utah, circa 1869

originator: Joseph Smith; planting seeds, while creating a new religion, while sowing his seed with his 4 wives
1. "we're plowing new ground today, we've run out of space in the garden"

2. "with the new PenisPLUS Erection Extender, you will please her more than you could imagin!"

3. "i'm plowing new ground with jenny tonight. i might use that new Penis thing.."
by jesse March 29, 2004
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