JESSE's definitions

tumble weed

pubic hair that is never shaven and has so much hair that it comes out of her panties (usualy granny)

we were gonna have sex but then i realized she had a tumble weed

by jesse March 3, 2004

pop-up

An advertisement that pops up on your computer screen when you least expect it.

This pop-up stopper is a joke!

by Jesse August 11, 2003

Columbus Shelf

A variation of The Top Shelf. The act of defecating in the glove box of a coworkers automobile.

Gary: That bastard Jesse gave me a Columbus Shelf again!!!!!
Jason: I told you not to leave your keys laying around at the office.

by Jesse November 19, 2003

shower babies

Jerking off in the shower

I made shower babies the other day when my girlfriend was out of town

by Jesse October 29, 2003

towtch

to caress in a sexual or mechanical way; to hit the crone; to play twayns

don't towtch that, haynds awwff

by jesse October 23, 2004

Shrimp smackdown

When a man has a semi-flaccid penis that is saliva coated after recieving oral sex, he smacks the girl who preformed the oral sex in the face with his penis.

"I gave that bitch the shrimp smackdown." I need to give some bitch the shrimp smackdown tonight." "She let me give her the shrimp smackdown."

by Jesse April 4, 2005

Hesha

whoever said it means hella is hella stupid! the real meaning is whatever you want it to be.

Oh hesha fuck! You hesha!

by Jesse June 7, 2003