JESSE's definitions

yeah dude

Newly defined term amongst scenesters for jocks and preps, derived from their constant use of "YEAH DUDE!"

Scenester: Some yeah dude just called me a fag cause I'm wearing tight girl pants.

by Jesse May 13, 2005

roadytart

When the passenger, upon entering an automobile, pulls the door handle at the same time the driver presses the "unlock" button. This creates a state of limbo where the driver thinks the door is unlocked, but the passenger cannot enter the vehichle. Until the driver presses the unlock button again (without the passenger's interference), the two said parties are stuck in a state of confusion, resulting in roadytart.

Charles popped the door handle twice - a signal that we were engaged in roadytart.

by Jesse March 16, 2005

third reich

The world is as small as a marijuana nug. Someone or something out there is smoking us in a pipe right now. When it lights it up for a toke, well where the hell do you think all the wild fires come from, and whenever he gets to a hippy bomb, well one word (TSUNAMI). Now onto the nazi part. See at the time the world was one strain of weed, and the nazi party was a stronger more potent strain of weed. So when he hit the shit the stronger strain took over, and that is where the nazi party came about. The third reich was the last toke of the pipe. Just like the nazi's it was working out so well and then just ended. So did the bowl.

The Third Reich is the last toke of the bowl, blunt, doobie, or joint.

Hey man I get the Third Reich this time.

by Jesse March 19, 2005

IRC

IRC, or internet relay chat. Connects aliented intellectuals via a scrolling text based medium, where they lurk in silence.

I'm gonna go try to get some attention on IRC

by Jesse May 13, 2005

Spogangster

A Spogangster or Spokangster is a person between ages 10 and 27 found in the city of Spokane. They typically wear crappy JNCO's, South Pole clothes, and the occasional Aeropostale and BOSS Wear hoodie. Also thinks U.S. Polo Association is a designer Ralph Lauren brand. Fake bling piercings are da bomb for them. The girls typically shop at Rave, Deb and other crappy girl's stores with "baby girl" shirts in them. They have no sense of fashion other than MTV rap videos, so they ultimately love their male counterpart Spogangsters, thinnking they are the rappers on MTV. Worships J-Lo and Lil' Jon. Guys have to be blonde, skinny and have shaved heads. Facial hair is highly encouraged to cover their white skin, so as to appear more Black. Ultimately failing. They typically hang out at Northtown Mall or walking up and down Division Street.

"Holy shit look at that Spogangster wih his baggy gray track suit and fake chains!"

by Jesse May 13, 2005

spokangster

A.K.A. 'Spogangster' - A person between ages of 12 and 25, lives in Spokane, skinny, white, shaved headed blonde facial hair, South Pole, JNCO, loves Lil Jon, loves J Lo, fat girlfriend shops at Deb, thinks US POLO ASSN. is actually Polo, drive a shitty car with subs, hangs out at Northtown Mall and Division St., fake bling. No style sensibility. Oh and dont forget the sideways G-Unit hat. Has no idea that Spokane is not a huge city. Spokane is one of the safest cities in the West.

"Im a Spokangster. I'm living a life of failure."
"Im a Spokangster...word up...oh sorry dogg I gtg cuz my mom be blowin up my cel."

by Jesse March 22, 2005

streezza

Pizza that has been left, intentionally or otherwise, on the street. May or may not be edible.

I was having a bad night, but then I found half a streezza, so it didn't turn out too bad in the end.

by Jesse March 24, 2005