JESSE's definitions

R.Kelly

1. Petophiliac rat bastard
2. Sexual relations with an underaged person

1. pee wee herman just rkelly'd that 5 year old girl over there.
2."i'm like so what im drunk?" well its against the law to bang 14 year olds buddy.

by Jesse April 24, 2003

fart

The hurrendous emission of hot, often humid, and horrible smellin gas from the Anus- hole... which smells terrible itself. For any moron who wonders why farts smell, I'll tell ya. It's because farts are more or less shit-vapor.

I'm gonna pull down my pants, and rip a nasty fart on your forehead in the middle of the night. HA!! Hopefully nothing else will come out!

by JESSE October 15, 2006

tumble weed

pubic hair that is never shaven and has so much hair that it comes out of her panties (usualy granny)

we were gonna have sex but then i realized she had a tumble weed

by jesse March 3, 2004

Columbus Shelf

A variation of The Top Shelf. The act of defecating in the glove box of a coworkers automobile.

Gary: That bastard Jesse gave me a Columbus Shelf again!!!!!
Jason: I told you not to leave your keys laying around at the office.

by Jesse November 19, 2003

pop-up

An advertisement that pops up on your computer screen when you least expect it.

This pop-up stopper is a joke!

by Jesse August 11, 2003

domed

So high that you cant perform simple operations.

Hella HIGH

"(Lynch)
All dome as the chronics got me gone
Nigga it's on
On 'til the slugs come out"

Im domed as fuck homie.

by jesse March 18, 2004

spray fart

A projectile fart of a certain liquid and sonic magnitude.

"Did you rip ass?"
"Yeah, Spray Fart"

"The Ric just spray farted. I think he's in the bathroom checking for stains"

*Alternate spelling: spray faht

by jesse March 9, 2005