JESSE's definitions

oopsie

when u think u have to fart but then u shit

On the first day of kindergarten Katie was soo nervous that she was on the her way to school and she thought she had to fart but she had an oopsie.

by Jesse March 30, 2004

thass

Thass; the thigh / ass crease or more importantly the lack there of.

Her ass has become one with her thigh , where there was once once a seperation there is no more.

by Jesse May 13, 2005

twater

ooze that comes out of a girls vagina.

i was lapping up my girlfriends twater.

by jesse October 27, 2004

domed

So high that you cant perform simple operations.

Hella HIGH

"(Lynch)
All dome as the chronics got me gone
Nigga it's on
On 'til the slugs come out"

Im domed as fuck homie.

by jesse March 18, 2004

spray fart

A projectile fart of a certain liquid and sonic magnitude.

"Did you rip ass?"
"Yeah, Spray Fart"

"The Ric just spray farted. I think he's in the bathroom checking for stains"

*Alternate spelling: spray faht

by jesse March 9, 2005

smuggling a yo yo

The same as camel toe or moose knuckle

Damn those girls pants are tight, she's smuggling a yo yo.

by Jesse November 2, 2003

one eyed pirate

A one eyed pirate is when you blow a load in a girls ey while simultaneously kicking her in the shin forcing her to resemble a pirate with one eye and a bad leg

She screamed when I gave her a one eyed pirate

by Jesse May 25, 2004