JESSE's definitions

smuggling a yo yo

The same as camel toe or moose knuckle

Damn those girls pants are tight, she's smuggling a yo yo.

by Jesse November 2, 2003

one eyed pirate

A one eyed pirate is when you blow a load in a girls ey while simultaneously kicking her in the shin forcing her to resemble a pirate with one eye and a bad leg

She screamed when I gave her a one eyed pirate

by Jesse May 25, 2004

Frog

A cute little hopping amphibian.

Frogs are the coolest thing on earth!I love frogs!

by jesse February 18, 2007

captain stubing

after sex finding pubic hair stuck to the sides and base of your penis head that looks like the back of captain stubings head from the love boat

She had so much pubic hair when I pulled it out I thought I was staring at Captain Stubing on the bridge of the love boat

by jesse March 17, 2007

the heart of gold

the spaceship stolen by ex-president of the galaxy Zaphod Beblebrox in the book hichhikers guide to the galaxy

by jesse August 29, 2003

foshiggity

I agree homeslice

Foshiggity nigga!

by Jesse March 8, 2004

Uptarded

uptarded is an increased level of retardedness.

the room got uptarded when you walked in.

by Jesse June 8, 2003