JESSE's definitions

ski pro

Someone with exceptional skiing skills

Sunny Bono was drunk, skiied into a tree, and died.

by Jesse April 24, 2003

fiznat your candrow

fiznat your candrow

to fiznat your candrow is to call your mother.

gangster #1 : yo boy who you be callin'
gangster #2 : I gotta fiznat ma candrow

by jesse November 10, 2004

crapitolism

A way of life where consumerism consumes your entire person.

crapitolism is the foundation of our modern society

by jesse September 5, 2003

camplaining

to engage in a negative, manufactured complain-based campaign against an incumbent officeholder.

Look at that idiot Kerry -- he's just camplaining.

by Jesse December 14, 2003

towtch

to caress in a sexual or mechanical way; to hit the crone; to play twayns

don't towtch that, haynds awwff

by jesse October 23, 2004

Ragly

Messy, frayed. Un-ordered in appearance or behavior. Resembling a rag.

Originally meant to describe clothing, and so now particulary appropriate as an adjective used to describe any non-clothing article.

First known appearance: Buffalo, New York, Depew train station, as observed by the author, "Portable Road". (Pub. 1999)

(Derogatory.)

"take yo ragly ass up out my place." (Portable Road, 1999)

by jesse November 9, 2004

urban-dictionary.com

a site used for looking up words that your afraid to ask your parents

i just looked up ghetto on www.urbandictionary.com

by Jesse December 31, 2003