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Chicken-Littled

Convincing people something is happening… when it isn't. “The sky is falling” syndrome.
Example: “Dude... you totally chicken-littled that prof when you busted that fire alarm... I mean shit Bra.... did you ever see anybody run so fast?”
by JD Ellis February 16, 2008
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Binky

Also “Bink” an abbreviation of “Binky-Bye” my 18 month old daughter’s rendition of “Punkin’ Pie.”
Example: “OK Bink... you’ve got “Binky-Bye” down pat... now lets try ‘Daa Daa’!!!”
by JD Ellis February 24, 2008
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Clintonesia

1: Being so enraptured by the Clinton's Mystique one fails to recognize their shortcomings, and longs for their return to power.
Example: “I can't believe Delta's such a "Clintonista"… he must be suffering from Clintonesia!”
by JD Ellis February 14, 2008
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Ramos&Campioned

1. Being unduly and unjustly imprisoned for political purposes.
2. Imprisonment for performance of your duty as an Officer of the Law.
Example: “So why are you in jail?” “That serial rapist I pulled off the little 8 year old girl in the park, filed assault charges against me!” “Dude, you realize you have been totally Ramos&Campioned here!”
by JD Ellis February 21, 2008
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Historyvisonism

The practice of History Revision. Revising history to fit the politically correct popular mandate, regardless of pesky historical facts.
Example: “Historyvisonism will show, the Jews in the ‘Concentration Camps’ actually died of diseases, not gassing!” Or... “According to historyvisonism, the Twin Towers were obviously imploded by the U.S. government, Al Qaeda had nothing to do with it!”
by JD Ellis February 16, 2008
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Neo-Com

A recent Communist recruit. As a neophyte Conservative is a‘Neo-Con”, so too, a neophyte Communist is a ‘Neo-Comm’.
Example: “Bro, you’re beyond Socialist... you’re a friggin Neo-Comm!”
by JD Ellis February 16, 2008
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Toddlerspeak

1. That glorious language somewhere between Adult English and Babytalk Gibberish.

2. The bastardization of the English Language by the diminutive, infantile, offspring, of Homo Sapiens.
Example: “Dude, did you really say you have to ‘poo-poo’… what, is that bra… Toddlerspeak for ‘take a dump’?”
by JD Ellis February 25, 2008
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