320 definitions by JACK

alcopop

A fruity flavoued alcoholic beverage consumed by women and females. Also known as bitch piss. Consumed in vast quantities by 15-yr old girls with way to much make up and nowhere near enough clothing.

"What ARE you drinking? Not another alcopop! Go get a real drink!"

by JACK May 25, 2003

mud-butt

Taking a shit that has the look and consistancy of mud. Usually leaves a feeling of burning.

I am never drinking like that again. I was on the toilet with mud-butt all morning.

by JACK February 26, 2005

Long distance error

Ogling a chick from a distance, to discover upon closer inspection that she's a butterface.

Kurt: So, did you talk to that chick?
Ron: No way man, she was a long distance error.

by JACK February 13, 2005

cramp

another word for awkward, when u feel uncomfortable about something. like when u get 2 people in a room who dont like each other, its cramp, for u and for them.

Bakari: oi jack, i caught my brother havin sex.
Jack: ahhhh, cramp.

by JACK January 11, 2004

SLIIIIIIICE!!!!!

Adj.
1. used to define a moment of intensity.
2. said in times of great luck or happiness.

1. Yo that car just clipped us, SLIIIIIICE!!!!!
2. Your passing that this way, slice!
3. Is that my beer you're drinking Jack, that's a slice!!!!

by JACK April 5, 2005

jpeg

1) (noun) A format for compressed digital pictures.
2) (noun) An image file that uses the jpeg format

I send Grandma a jpeg of her grandkids.

by JACK January 27, 2004

Anarchist Cookbook

A book first compiled and released during the height of Vietnam war protesting, intended to be a guidebook to civil disobedience by explaining how to create destructive substances and various techniques for undermining or just screwing with authorities. All methods described within were totally accurate at the time of publication and were reportedly researched and taken from various military books the author found in a local library.

Nowadays the term applies to any of the many print and online publications that deal with how to create malicious substances from household items. These publications are only spiritual successors, the original author of the Anarchist Cookbook claims he has since changed his views. The book only remains in print due to the underhanded dealings of the author's publisher.

Break out the old Anarchist Cookbook, we'll make some napalm.

by JACK April 2, 2004