9 definitions by J Kelso
a complete twat of a man who only comes out when someone is trying to wake someone else up.
often used in the term "to get one's sleep twat on"
often used in the term "to get one's sleep twat on"
i was trying to wake dave up so we could leave for town but he got his sleep twat on so we left him at home.
by J Kelso November 11, 2007
Ed: hey, do you want to come to church with me on sunday? or are you anti.
Dave: sorry man, no-can-do, football.
Dave: sorry man, no-can-do, football.
by J Kelso October 23, 2007
Ed: there's too many bums in Cambridge. why don't they just get jobs?
Dave: you're such a Hobophobe, man.
Dave: you're such a Hobophobe, man.
by J Kelso October 23, 2007
Person A: "hey, how are you?"
Person B: "I'm OK, but feeling a bit Pub-Lagged, I went to the Live And Let Live at about five today."
Person B: "I'm OK, but feeling a bit Pub-Lagged, I went to the Live And Let Live at about five today."
by J Kelso December 3, 2006
annoying, cheeky little high pitched children who think they have a right to be in secondary school when they don't.
year 7: yeah? you wanna start something?
Year 9: *punches him in the nose*
year 7: owww what was that for? *starts crying*
Year 9: *punches him in the nose*
year 7: owww what was that for? *starts crying*
by J Kelso December 19, 2006
An unpleasant term for the result of Year 7s going out. ussually stop after a couple of weeks, but in many circumstances stays there for the whole time. sometimes the term "awkward silence syndrome" is used.
Jeff: hey Dave, how's it going with you and Emma?
Dave: not so good, i suppose there must be some Awkward Silence syndrome that we need to sort out.
Jeff: Bummer. I hear that usually goes away within a couple of weeks though.
Dave: Well, I hope so, cause if it doesn't I'm gonna have to wait till I'm not an annoying little freak who no-one in their right mind would ever want to even look at.
Jeff: I know Dave, all of us want to be in Year 10, but we'll just have to wait......
Dave: not so good, i suppose there must be some Awkward Silence syndrome that we need to sort out.
Jeff: Bummer. I hear that usually goes away within a couple of weeks though.
Dave: Well, I hope so, cause if it doesn't I'm gonna have to wait till I'm not an annoying little freak who no-one in their right mind would ever want to even look at.
Jeff: I know Dave, all of us want to be in Year 10, but we'll just have to wait......
by J Kelso December 12, 2006
Dave: So you, err, come here often?
Jeff: What are you talking about?
Dave: Dude, I was just trying to kill the arkward silence.
Jeff: What? I'm Confuddled...
Jeff: What are you talking about?
Dave: Dude, I was just trying to kill the arkward silence.
Jeff: What? I'm Confuddled...
by J Kelso December 12, 2006