Isaac's definitions

dare

an acronym for
Drugs Are Really Expensive
or
Drug Abuse Resistance Education

This is the "ghetto's" way to stop drug use.

by Isaac March 19, 2004

eye of the tornado

While in the act of mooning, one spreads his butt cheeks exposing the red, champanzee-like butt hole.

I eye of the tornadoed my friend Stephen.

by isaac May 7, 2003

jackhole

(jackass + asshole) - ass. A way of combining the two words without cursing.

iIf you don't get the definition, you are a jackhole.

by Isaac May 11, 2003

slipknot

A popular black/nu-metal band. They are death metal's equivalent to Industrial's Nine Inch Nails, which means that Slipknot is what happens when you tone down black metal and mainstream it.

"Well, for christmas, my friend got me a Slipknot CD instead of the Emporer CD I asked for."

"You've just learned never to tell your friends you listen to Black Metal."

by Isaac February 3, 2004

banana split

to get the hell out of there

I'm gonna make like a banana and split

by Isaac January 4, 2004

egulgence

an egotistical indulgence. blatent creative self-worshipping hedonism

"Brians new Emo band is such an egulgence. He makes me sick."

by Isaac June 18, 2006

FreakyStyley

An absolute funk/punk masterpiece presented to us by the red hot chili peppers. Riddled with awesome trumpeting ,its makes one so happy just to hear them deep grooves coming out the speakers. Produced by the 'epic mythological profilic genius' himseld Dr Funkinstein, George Clinton, this record remains a definitive and substantial musical statement, and from the words of Flea it falls into the category 'Too funky for white radio, too punk rockin for black.'

'That blackeyed beauty with the golden crotch, French electric sex a cock shocking swamp fox'
Blackeyed Blonde

'Say it loud I'm freaky styley and I'm proud!' Freakystyley

'Oh give me a home, where the buffalo roam, and the death of a race is a game' American Ghost Dance

'But let me tell you little boy, She'll clean your clock'
Blackeyed blonde


'Nevermind the Soft Cell shit
That's strictly for the twits
Nevermind the Men At Work
Those tunes are for the jerks
Cause we're The Red Hot Chili Peppers'
Nevermind

'Thirty dirty birds
Sitting on a curb
Chirping and Burping
And eating
Dirty earthworms'
Thirty Dirty Birds
'Deep inside the soul hole
Of Mother Earth
Father Time came
With a supersonic supersonic burst
His soul monkey sperm tribes
Racing to be first'
Jungleman


et al..........

by isaac May 9, 2005