1. A "Chain Texter" is a person who can NOT stop texting. They text in the bathroom, the bedroom, the car while driving the wrong way down a One-way street, anywhere they have a phone signal they text text text.
2. It's basically the same thing as being a Chain Smoker
; but they don't have patches for Chain Texters - that's what "Dead Zones" are, patches to a chain texter LOL! TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT (stretch and crack their fingers) TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT!
3. A Chain Texter goes NUTS
when they cannot send or receive a/any text message(s).
4. Sometimes it's the iggit
in front of you at a light who is more into the texting than s/he is into paying attention to driving and being safe; thus causing road rage
with others (as if the Chain Texter is innocent). Causing vehicle accidents - trees do not text, they are ANTI-Chain Texters!
Chain texters cause our car insurance rates to go up, and laws to change b/c
of their own stupidity that creates vehicle accidents
, near calls
, or near misses
. Therefore we the NON-Chain texters have to pay more for our insurance rates b/c of the lamers
thinking that there vehicle isn't a locomotive means, but that it is a Text-o-motive
means to get from here to there.
1. Look around the next time you are out and about
, see who is and is not texting.
2. You may know or BE a Chain Texter; but where is Chain Texters Anonymous? Is it really that important, seductive
, or addictive
? Come on, put the darn cell phone
down for an hour; you will NOT die!