whoopin'

1. It is short slang for getting a whipping.

2. It means that someone is about to get beat down,annihilated, torn up, have their ass handed to them on a silver platter, taken to the woodshed, spanked, whipped, they are gunna get a lickin', have their hide tanned, get switched, their in for a hurtin', etc..
EX: Momma told me if I did that again she'd gimme a whoopin' that I'd never forget! Then she said she'd slap me so hard that my kids would be dizzy. I ain't messen witt dat candy dish noooooooooo more!
by IrishDaddy2U April 18, 2010
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if

1. "If" is the BIGGEST "little" word in the English language. It can stop a contract from going through. It can stop a marriage. It can stop love. It can intervene in life and change it dramatically. If can do many things. It is able to change an entire book of words. (If this story had been true, wouldn't it really be sad then?") If can change you point of view, perspective, and interest in one, or many things (persons, etc...) all at once, or over a long period of time.
1. Todd said that"If is the biggest little word in the world." He was right...

more examples:

"If I would have known then what I do now; I NEVER would have done that."

Then the Judge said: "If you proceed as planned, you WILL go to jail young man! Do you understand this?"

"If I had a dollar for every time she cheated on me, I'd be RICH!"

derivatives:

"Iffy" - Meaning that things are close to a true balance, but that it could go either way depending on what happens.
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Toddly

1. It is a nickname for someone named Todd.
Hey! I saw Toddly the other day, and he had a cold Toddy in his hand. It was freakin' 100 degrees out! I think he was hot, I sure was sweaten bullets. Hey! LOL! Does that make him a "Hot Toddy or a Hot Toddly?" My wife Patrice said he was a Hottie with or without the high temperature. Hmmm? I wonder if Patrice has the hots for that Toddly? She said he's a hottie more than once. Nah, Todd's a kewl dude and my wife ain't no cheat. It's all good! Besides Patrice is MY Hottie and I don't share.
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Iffy

1. "Iffy" - Meaning that things are close to a true balance, but that it could go either way depending on what happens.
1. The judgment could go either way, the jury is hung - it's kind of iffy right now. I am not sure what will happen.
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took a lickin'

1. He took a lickin' means that he really got beat up by someone else.

2. He had the shyte kicked outta him.

3. Mark Twain like words meaning that someone was beat with a razor strap, or belt.
2. After they got done with him, he could hardly stand because the beat him nearly to death.

3. Huck Finn said: "Tom if you don't gitt that done your Aunts be liable to make ya took a lickin'!"
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BS talk

1. Short for: Bull Shit talk.

2. BS talk is when someone (usually drunk, or a liar, or BOTH) talks shit about someone else, some made up BS story, Beer talk, tough man talking, etc... When those people do this, it is always NEVER going to happen, could not happen, or never DID happen. It's a lie, or a dreamed up idea, a scheme, or an idea that would fly like lead balloon.
1. John sat there and did nothing but BS talk ALL NIGHT LONG! You'd think after he had 3 40s that he'da passed out!
by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010
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hint hint

1. "Hint hint" is something that someone says sarcastically to another person to guide them into the correct direction, to let them know that they are close to a solution (usually by pointing their finger to the correct area, etc...), it is simply dropping a 'hint" to an otherwise temporarily or permanently clueless person.
EX: This Blonde Bombshell was hitting on John, but he was so nervous that he could not reply with anything else other than a nod. I think the cat had his tongue LOL! So I whispered: "Hint hint" *elbow jab* John! get on the ball or I will. Well, John wussed out and I had a sweet one night stand with a total babe! I think John put her on his MILF list. Ooooooooooh she is SO fine! I won't tell John that she gave me her number. I am gunna ring her soon too; she told me to give her a booty call anytime!
by IrishDaddy2U April 19, 2010
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