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by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019
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Stand, naked, use your fingers to spread your butt as wide as it will go before you tear the skin
Or
Stand, lean over a chair naked with your asshole facing the person you’re mooning
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If you’re a girl, sit on a chair, spreading your vagina as wide as it will go Facing towards your target.
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If you’re a girl, stand naked and squeeze the base of your boobs hard
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If you’re a guy stand naked and have the tip of your dick facing the ceiling
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If you’re a guy stand naked squeezing your balls with one hand and squeezing your ass with another
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Sit or stand, with your index and middle spread out and place your tongue in the middle, where the webbing starts
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Like the last method, but adding the ring and weak finger, spreading your ring and weak fingers from your middle and index finger and placing your tongue where the webbing starts between the four fingers
Stand, naked, use your fingers to spread your butt as wide as it will go before you tear the skin
Or
Stand, lean over a chair naked with your asshole facing the person you’re mooning
Or
If you’re a girl, sit on a chair, spreading your vagina as wide as it will go Facing towards your target.
Or
If you’re a girl, stand naked and squeeze the base of your boobs hard
Or
If you’re a guy stand naked and have the tip of your dick facing the ceiling
Or
If you’re a guy stand naked squeezing your balls with one hand and squeezing your ass with another
Or
Sit or stand, with your index and middle spread out and place your tongue in the middle, where the webbing starts
Or
Like the last method, but adding the ring and weak finger, spreading your ring and weak fingers from your middle and index finger and placing your tongue where the webbing starts between the four fingers
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