Intune2U's definitions

Polytician

The political figure who makes promises during pre and post elections, but never follows through. An artificial public person. A bringer of high hopes and low results. Mass public Houdini of politics.

We again, have made the terrible mistake of electing a polytician to lead our nation.

by Intune2U November 25, 2011

Super Void

The prerequisite of that which begins. A blackboard of absolute nothingness that precedes a beginning. An absence of anything at all, including that which could exist even on the quantum scale. Somewhat similar to anti-matter, however, without causing a reaction to any known elements. Beyond the encasement of the Universe.

Astronomers have recently detected that there is an area outside of our Universe called the Super Void.

by Intune2U November 24, 2011

Holosapien

A very distant descendant of a human being that has undergone the evolutionary process of merging with technology. Formally homosapien or human being. An entity that possesses a high sense of awareness, along with abilities that far exceeds those capable by any human being. God-like in comparison to humans. Interacts with it's environments on several dimensions, particularly beyond the 3rd.

On average, Holosapiens have begun to terraform planets at the rate of one per month.

by InTune2U November 24, 2011

Crap App

A deceptive software program that looks useful, but designed to under-perform. An application lacking in usefulness or effective execution. Programmable digital facade, appealing to the eye and interesting in it's description, yet having no substance for the user.

He paid a hefty amount of money for a piece of software to help organize his business, but all he ended up with was a crap app.

by InTune2U November 24, 2011

Planet Jump

When a group, society, or civilization of intelligent beings leave their home planet due to population overcrowding or an impending cosmological threat. To transfer from one planet to another. The evacuation of an occupied planet.

They had no choice but to planet jump when the Sun of their solar system began to die.

by Intune2U November 26, 2011

TimeShock

The frenzied state of being when one realizes that they're running late for any given event or destination. A sudden frantic, worried, and anxious burst of energy in reaction to a lapse in time. A person who hurries without notice.

She looked at the clock and the next thing I know timeshock took over her as she sped out of the house.

by Intune2U November 27, 2011

Spacien

Any intelligent being, formally a citizen of his or her home planet, now dwelling in artificially constructed living quarters above space. A being that is born or lives in space for the duration of their life span.

Astronomers have determined that there is a good chance that life exists on other planets based on the observation of Spacien objects orbiting around them at regular intervals.

by Intune2U November 24, 2011