Intune2U's definitions

Polytician

The political figure who makes promises during pre and post elections, but never follows through. An artificial public person. A bringer of high hopes and low results. Mass public Houdini of politics.

We again, have made the terrible mistake of electing a polytician to lead our nation.

by Intune2U November 25, 2011

Super Void

The prerequisite of that which begins. A blackboard of absolute nothingness that precedes a beginning. An absence of anything at all, including that which could exist even on the quantum scale. Somewhat similar to anti-matter, however, without causing a reaction to any known elements. Beyond the encasement of the Universe.

Astronomers have recently detected that there is an area outside of our Universe called the Super Void.

by Intune2U November 24, 2011

Unifold

The detection or process of two Universes merging together. When a Universe begins to stretch out and expand unexpectedly. One Universe filling up with another adjacent Universe. Spilling into, mixing of two separate Universes.

Physicists have determined that the sudden expansion rate of our Universe is due to a Unifold.

by Intune2U November 27, 2011

Holosapien

A very distant descendant of a human being that has undergone the evolutionary process of merging with technology. Formally homosapien or human being. An entity that possesses a high sense of awareness, along with abilities that far exceeds those capable by any human being. God-like in comparison to humans. Interacts with it's environments on several dimensions, particularly beyond the 3rd.

On average, Holosapiens have begun to terraform planets at the rate of one per month.

by InTune2U November 24, 2011

Planet Jump

When a group, society, or civilization of intelligent beings leave their home planet due to population overcrowding or an impending cosmological threat. To transfer from one planet to another. The evacuation of an occupied planet.

They had no choice but to planet jump when the Sun of their solar system began to die.

by Intune2U November 26, 2011

Crap App

A deceptive software program that looks useful, but designed to under-perform. An application lacking in usefulness or effective execution. Programmable digital facade, appealing to the eye and interesting in it's description, yet having no substance for the user.

He paid a hefty amount of money for a piece of software to help organize his business, but all he ended up with was a crap app.

by InTune2U November 24, 2011

Coldsauce

1.) A thick, creamy, dairy product that is poured into a container, covered, then refrigerated to make homemade icecream within an hour.

2.) Opposite of hotsauce. A liquid drink ingested as a remedy to sooth the burning effects of extremely spicy foods.

Woman : Now that they've come out with coldsauce, I no longer have to purchase icecream from the store, nor use those machines to make it.

Man : I can't participate in the habarnero pepper eating contest if I don't have my coldsauce as a backup.

by Intune2U November 25, 2011