Intune2U's definitions

AstroSpit

The merger of two massive galaxies. When attracting galaxies collide and the black holes at their centers become one. An event within the Universe, resulting from a galactic collision, that produces a spray of stars in all directions.

The Andromeda and Milkyway galaxies will eventually merge to produce an Astrospit.

by Intune2U November 25, 2011

Digifrost

Any programmable device or equipment that undergoes a sudden halt during the processing of information. A pause in routine analysis. Redundant looping. To hesitate in carrying out a command.

My vacuum bot must be experiencing digifrost, it keeps stopping briefly while cleaning my carpet.

by Intune2U November 25, 2011

Nanopaste

A clear, subatomic, self-replicating paste engineered to treat cellphone screens, with the resulting effect of preventing finger-prints. Molecular regenerating machines that clean up waste. Permanent cleaning solution for cellphone screens.

Wow!!, I have to call my cellphone company because they didn't pack the nanopaste with the device. I'm not gonna use this phone til it arrives either, can't stand finger-prints on my screen.

by Intune2U November 25, 2011

Polytician

The political figure who makes promises during pre and post elections, but never follows through. An artificial public person. A bringer of high hopes and low results. Mass public Houdini of politics.

We again, have made the terrible mistake of electing a polytician to lead our nation.

by Intune2U November 25, 2011

Coldsauce

1.) A thick, creamy, dairy product that is poured into a container, covered, then refrigerated to make homemade icecream within an hour.

2.) Opposite of hotsauce. A liquid drink ingested as a remedy to sooth the burning effects of extremely spicy foods.

Woman : Now that they've come out with coldsauce, I no longer have to purchase icecream from the store, nor use those machines to make it.

Man : I can't participate in the habarnero pepper eating contest if I don't have my coldsauce as a backup.

by Intune2U November 25, 2011

Planet Jump

When a group, society, or civilization of intelligent beings leave their home planet due to population overcrowding or an impending cosmological threat. To transfer from one planet to another. The evacuation of an occupied planet.

They had no choice but to planet jump when the Sun of their solar system began to die.

by Intune2U November 26, 2011

TimeShock

The frenzied state of being when one realizes that they're running late for any given event or destination. A sudden frantic, worried, and anxious burst of energy in reaction to a lapse in time. A person who hurries without notice.

She looked at the clock and the next thing I know timeshock took over her as she sped out of the house.

by Intune2U November 27, 2011