Nanopaste 

A clear, subatomic, self-replicating paste engineered to treat cellphone screens, with the resulting effect of preventing finger-prints. Molecular regenerating machines that clean up waste. Permanent cleaning solution for cellphone screens.

Wow!!, I have to call my cellphone company because they didn't pack the nanopaste with the device. I'm not gonna use this phone til it arrives either, can't stand finger-prints on my screen.

Nanopaste by Intune2U November 25, 2011

nanopartified 

To be reduced to nanoparticles. In other words, gg.

Hokkien equivalent: chui

My report became powder. <-> My report chui liao lah. <-> My report was nanopartified.

nanopartified by yy, ming, dan March 15, 2010

nanophyte

A nanophyte is an employee who is helpless without their nanomanager. Nanophytes can be generally identified by a helpless look on their faces, punctuated by dark brown noses due to their incessant and persistent desire to be nanomanaged by their chain of command. In true nanomanager style, nanophytes are effectively additional arms of their nanomanager, yet do not possess the mental capabilities of full-fledged humans and rely on the nanomanager for most non-instinctive processes.

The department nanophytes (aces in their roles) waited obediently for instruction from the nanomanager, who controlled every detail of their day. Due to the off-site nanomanager meeting, the nanophytes skipped lunch as they could not decide on an appropriate breaktime without specific guidance from their nanomanager. This was fortunate, as lunch would have resulted in additional needs for bio-breaks, again, a challenge for nanophytes without proper supervision.

nanophyte by Stage Left August 6, 2009

Nancaster 

The name bestowed upon the city of Lancaster UK having experienced the 'greatest weekend of your life'. In order for the term to be qualified then the upper levels of the 'bantmosphere' must have been reached and at least one member of the party lost. (The term arises from the use of the word Nan; a noun used to express general ladishness or to insult your own elderly female relatives in order to undermine others I.e. Suck My Nan!)

Student 1: I can honestly say that this has been the "Greatest weekend of my life!"
Student 2: I know, it's a shame we have to go back to Nancaster for some bloody lectures!

Nancaster by ALadNan123 September 8, 2013

nanastein 

The best person ever.

''wow, your nanastein is the best ever!''

nanastein by trikshit November 29, 2016

nanostein

1. A measurement of knowledge used to gauge learning.
2. One billionth of Albert Einstein's knowledge.

Joey doesn't know transact-SQL. He better start learning the complex query language one nanostein at a time.

nanostein by Awesomes007 January 4, 2006

nopaste 

Means to paste on a nopaste page, wich means you should paste it on some site like www.nopaste.com or www.nopaste.cd or such.

This is to prevent channels on IRC being flooded with source code and such

<Bert> can I paste the source?
<Toxik> Make it a nopaste instead

nopaste by Toxik August 7, 2004