Genetic legacy

An impromptu subtle way of saying SEMEN, or SPERM.

Coined by Mythbusters in the episode Son of a Gun, but submitted by me.
Guy 1: Oh God, last night, I poured my sticky, hot load of genetic legacy all over Stacy's face.

Guy 2: For some reason that doesn't sound as dirty, man.
by Interactive September 30, 2009
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Get on AIM

The act of forcing someone to continue a conversation with you on AIM.

The reasons for this are nearly as long as my member, and includes, but are not limited to:

The chat interface on whatever game you're on sucks.

You are about to share sensitive information (passwords, porn links, phone numbers, etc.), and do not want to risk other people reading it, or for some reason you believe that PM's will not suffice due to security vulnerabilities.

Getting tired of verbally talking (Ventrilo, cell phone, Skype) and would prefer to chat on AIM's interface than their proprietary chat box.

You would rather type on your laptop then send text messages back and forth on cell phones with small qwerty keyboards or T9.

Anytime someone attempts to message you on Facebook chat.

Etcetera.
-Logs into Facebook-

-Starts reading updates from other friends-

Message from John Doe:

John Doe: hey

You: whats up

-3 minute pause-

John Doe: you there?

You: yeah i said whats up, did you get it?

-2 minute pause-

John doe has logged off

John doe has logged on

John doe: helllllooooo

You: get on aim
by Interactive September 29, 2009
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Lady Gaga

Proof that you don't need talent to succeed in the music business.
by Interactive November 6, 2009
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Check dance

The awkward time between getting the bill and finalizing on how to divvy up the tab between 2 or more people at a sit-down restaurant, especially when the check is much higher than you expected, and you even do the blink-backwards-head-nod in surprise at the price difference.

Typically the check dance indicates the quality of another person. If the other person who did not receive the check makes no indication of willingness to negotiate on how to split the check evenly or even attempts to pay the entire tab (whether genuine or not), this will tell you that that particularly person is a cheap ungrateful douche' bag.
After eating tons of food at the Olive Garden, we got the bill, and I was expecting to check dance over it, but my cheap date didn't even attempt to look at how much the bill came out to.
by Interactive September 28, 2009
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Universal Password

The one password you use for everything (video games, bank accounts, e-mail, Facebook, etc).

If someone gets a hold of it, you're ruined.
by Interactive November 4, 2009
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Crunch mute

The effect you get when you eat something particularly crunchy (potato chips, cereal), and you can't hear what's on television or what people are talking about.

This can be either good or bad.
I wanted to watch CSI: Miami and eat my Doritos, but I'll totally get crunch muted, and I won't be able to hear vital plot.

Though the whole show is basically vital plot.
by Interactive September 30, 2009
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DNA Testing

Something that does not take 10 minutes to do, as seen in CSI.
by Interactive November 6, 2009
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