Illiterate Bastards

The average American. IM client of choice is almost always AIM or ICQ, and computer is usually filled with gobs of spyware due to not using Ad-Aware, Spybot, SpywareBlaster, or other legit anti-spyware programs while using Internet Explorer, as well as clicking on every popup and ActiveX window seen thinking "OMG liek i won!1111".

Illiterate Bastards make Baby Jesus cry.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 06, 2004

AOHell

So hard to use, no wonder it isn't number one! Or number two, three, four, five, six, etc...

AOHell is the spawn of Satan.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 04, 2004

PAR

1. An idiot's name for AR (Action Replay), a cheat device made by Datel for many systems.

2. A cheat device for SNES, which people think is also made for Game Boy Advance, GCN, XBox, PS2, etc., hence number 1.

3. The worst you can do in golf without doing bad (i.e. getting a bogey).

1. OMG i u3s t3h p4r 2 ch337!!!11

2. See number 1.

3. A par is no birdie.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b September 21, 2004

Netscape

A browser superior to Internet Explorer, but inferior to everything else.

Everything else Netscape > pen and paper > Internet Explorer

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 04, 2004

Links

A text-mode browser for Unix/Linux and Windows.

Links just delivers text without the fancy pictures.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 04, 2004

alot

1. Illiterate spelling of a lot.

2. Broken keyboard way of spelling a lot.

1. i liek zmokn crak alot!1111111

2. Ispilledalotofcoffeeonmyspacebar.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b April 07, 2005

P-Gage

The PSP, which is likely to fail, since it has too many unnecessary features, as well as a short battery life and a steep price.

Only a graphics whore likes the P-Gage.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 04, 2004