Intelligence: The Anti-N00b's definitions

Outhouse Express

Mail client inferior to Thunderbird, Opera, KMail, etc.

If you personified Outhouse Express and Idiot Exploiter, I'm sure the two would enjoy anal with each other.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

awhile

1. Illiterate spelling of a while.

2. Broken keyboard spelling of a while.

1. gime awhile 2 gt mah krak!11111!1!!111

2. Ineedawhiletogetanewkeyboard.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b April 7, 2005

it's

How the mentally handicapped make the possesive form of "it".

Idiot: Your computer has one problem - it's case.
Non-idiot: My computer is a case? It's more than that.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 15, 2004

Mozilla

Decent open-source web browser spawned from Netscape, but is now better than Netscape. It is standards compliant and could be considered the father of Firefox.

Mozilla > Morse code > Internet Explorer

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 11, 2004

your

The possesive form of "you". To idiots, it is a contraction of "you are", which makes absolutely no sense to people with a brain.

Me: All your base...
SmarterChild: All I'm base? Tell me more.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 15, 2004

Links

A text-mode browser for Unix/Linux and Windows.

Links just delivers text without the fancy pictures.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

AOHell

So hard to use, no wonder it isn't number one! Or number two, three, four, five, six, etc...

AOHell is the spawn of Satan.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004