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Illiterate Bastards

The average American. IM client of choice is almost always AIM or ICQ, and computer is usually filled with gobs of spyware due to not using Ad-Aware, Spybot, SpywareBlaster, or other legit anti-spyware programs while using Internet Explorer, as well as clicking on every popup and ActiveX window seen thinking "OMG liek i won!1111".
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 6, 2004
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Netscape

A browser superior to Internet Explorer, but inferior to everything else.

NOTE: I re-submitted this because of a typo in the last version.
Everything else > Netscape > pen and paper > Internet Explorer
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 26, 2005
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dial-up

Slow medium for connecting to the Internet, which some people STILL use because:
1. They can't afford broadband (understandable, unlike the following)
2. They don't know about other ways to connect
3. They've been brainwashed into thinking AOL is number one
I'm surprised dial-up isn't free.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004
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Ø

An O with a stroke through it used in Danish. It looks cool, but unfortunately is not used in English. What a pity.
Ø is cool, but Þ and ß are much cooler.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 12, 2005
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AOL

Fascist "ISP" who fortunately stopped calling themselves "number one", but still pretends that they're reinventing the Internet AND annoys people with CDs in the mail every day. On top of that, dial-up connections are MUCH slower than the already slow 56K.
Look, if I wanted AOL, I'd order a CD. I don't need you to remind me that you still haven't gone to hell.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004
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PAR

1. An idiot's name for AR (Action Replay), a cheat device made by Datel for many systems.

2. A cheat device for SNES, which people think is also made for Game Boy Advance, GCN, XBox, PS2, etc., hence number 1.

3. The worst you can do in golf without doing bad (i.e. getting a bogey).
1. OMG i u3s t3h p4r 2 ch337!!!11

2. See number 1.

3. A par is no birdie.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b September 21, 2004
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