Intelligence: The Anti-N00b's definitions

Netscape

A browser superior to Internet Explorer, but inferior to everything else.

Everything else Netscape > pen and paper > Internet Explorer

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

your

The possesive form of "you". To idiots, it is a contraction of "you are", which makes absolutely no sense to people with a brain.

Me: All your base...
SmarterChild: All I'm base? Tell me more.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 15, 2004

Links

A text-mode browser for Unix/Linux and Windows.

Links just delivers text without the fancy pictures.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

AOHell

So hard to use, no wonder it isn't number one! Or number two, three, four, five, six, etc...

AOHell is the spawn of Satan.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

alot

1. Illiterate spelling of a lot.

2. Broken keyboard way of spelling a lot.

1. i liek zmokn crak alot!1111111

2. Ispilledalotofcoffeeonmyspacebar.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b April 7, 2005

PAR

1. An idiot's name for AR (Action Replay), a cheat device made by Datel for many systems.

2. A cheat device for SNES, which people think is also made for Game Boy Advance, GCN, XBox, PS2, etc., hence number 1.

3. The worst you can do in golf without doing bad (i.e. getting a bogey).

1. OMG i u3s t3h p4r 2 ch337!!!11

2. See number 1.

3. A par is no birdie.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b September 21, 2004

AOL

Fascist "ISP" who fortunately stopped calling themselves "number one", but still pretends that they're reinventing the Internet AND annoys people with CDs in the mail every day. On top of that, dial-up connections are MUCH slower than the already slow 56K.

Look, if I wanted AOL, I'd order a CD. I don't need you to remind me that you still haven't gone to hell.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004