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28 definitions by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b

 
1.
How the mentally handicapped make the possesive form of "it".
Idiot: Your computer has one problem - it's case.
Non-idiot: My computer is a case? It's more than that.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 15, 2004
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2.
1. Illiterate spelling of a lot.

2. Broken keyboard way of spelling a lot.
1. i liek zmokn crak alot!1111111

2. Ispilledalotofcoffeeonmyspacebar.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b April 07, 2005
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3.
The possesive form of "you". To idiots, it is a contraction of "you are", which makes absolutely no sense to people with a brain.
Me: All your base...
SmarterChild: All I'm base? Tell me more.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 15, 2004
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4.
A browser superior to Internet Explorer, but inferior to everything else.

NOTE: I re-submitted this because of a typo in the last version.
Everything else > Netscape > pen and paper > Internet Explorer
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 26, 2005
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5.
ß
A German ligature that originally stood for 'sz', but can be transliterated as 'ss'. It is never found in Swiss German. It looks like a B, but sounds like an S. Compare to the boring language known as English, which only has the ligatures Æ and Œ, which are rarely used.
Face it, English is a boring language, and the chance of a cool ligature like ß entering it are zero to one million.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 12, 2005
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6.
An infamous bit of Engrish from the Japanese version of Super Mario Sunshine. It happened to make its way into the English (!!!) version of Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door.
Wouldn't "Got Shine!" have been a better thing for the game to say?
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 09, 2005
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7.
Slow medium for connecting to the Internet, which some people STILL use because:
1. They can't afford broadband (understandable, unlike the following)
2. They don't know about other ways to connect
3. They've been brainwashed into thinking AOL is number one
I'm surprised dial-up isn't free.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 04, 2004
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