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SIY is the counterpoint to DIY - Screw It Yourself. It can refer to one of two things:
1. A frustratingly difficult Do It Yourself exercise attempted by an unqualified 'handyman'.
2. A retort to a friend setting you up with a troll.
Combinations are possible.
1. A frustratingly difficult Do It Yourself exercise attempted by an unqualified 'handyman'.
2. A retort to a friend setting you up with a troll.
Combinations are possible.
1. Fuck this SIY Ikea shit!
2. SIY, I'm not touching that.
Combination: SIY, I bet she goes for premature ejaculators.
2. SIY, I'm not touching that.
Combination: SIY, I bet she goes for premature ejaculators.
by Innominate May 1, 2009
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Get the bullshittical mug.Pronounced ing-lush.
The peculiar brand of English spoken and written by citizens of the United States of America. Typically characterised by omitted 'u's, double negatives and the redundant use of 'z' instead of 's' in words such as "realise".
The peculiar brand of English spoken and written by citizens of the United States of America. Typically characterised by omitted 'u's, double negatives and the redundant use of 'z' instead of 's' in words such as "realise".
by Innominate March 22, 2009
Get the Englush mug.Literally, What The Fuck Boner, a WTFB is an erection which develops at a seemingly inexplicable moment. It is characterised by a swelling of the penis, as well as a distinctive absence of arousing stimuli.
When a male gets a WTFB around a group solely consisting of other males, it is appropriate to announce your WTFB publicly, so as to avoid being labelled a fag.
When a male gets a WTFB around a group solely consisting of other males, it is appropriate to announce your WTFB publicly, so as to avoid being labelled a fag.
"Dude, I was doing my maths homework when suddenly I got a WTFB. Wtf?"
"Woah, WTFB. Don't know why that happened around this group of athletic and sculpted men."
"Woah, WTFB. Don't know why that happened around this group of athletic and sculpted men."
by Innominate February 1, 2008
Get the WTFB mug.Emasculine as in e-masculine. A portmonteau of emasculated and masculine. Typically used to describe that particular breed of man that compensates for real-life effeminacy by being an internet tough guy.
by Innominate October 22, 2008
Get the Emasculine mug.Pronounced with excessive exaggeration of the second "a", as in example 1. Shaddap is used to tell somebody to shut up without sounding overly serious. It can also be used pre-emptively, as in example 2. The crowning usage of shaddap however is as an unexpected end to a phrase, particularly when used to imply that somebody had said something extremely stupid.
1. "Shaddaaaaaaaaaaaap."
2. "I know what you're going to say, and I'm telling you, shaddap."
3. "How much more does a hard drive weigh when full?"
"Oh it weighs about shaddaaaap."
2. "I know what you're going to say, and I'm telling you, shaddap."
3. "How much more does a hard drive weigh when full?"
"Oh it weighs about shaddaaaap."
by Innominate February 1, 2008
Get the Shaddap mug.When an image is altered by an image manipulation program such as Adobe Photoshop (from where the adjective is derived), it is said to be shopped. This usually has the connotation that the subject matter is impossible or unrealistic, such as unusually sized mammaries or unexpected phalluses.
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This is shopped. I can tell by the pixels and the fact that I have done many shops in my time.
This is shopped. I can tell by the pixels and the fact that I have done many shops in my time.
by Innominate December 31, 2008
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