8 definitions by Inner clockwork

Having the best dick/sex of your life taken away from you and now you have a hard time doing anything you can't sleep eat drink or do anything right anymore you are haunted by it
(Her deep inner thoughts)
I don't think I'll ever be able to leave him his dick will haunt me and I've got shit to do
by Inner clockwork October 15, 2019
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Some of the sexiest, fineass, sexy, pretty, or beautiful Ladies keep pulling out his penis or balls and smell it and they are turned on to the way his penis smells if he gets a hard on/erection most will irrisistably suck him off he kinda has a hard time dealing with because he has an unusually big ass dick so it happens alot in places he's a nice guy but he's a freak so it doesn't really help his situation at all if you know Dominic please try your best to help him
Guy1:Dominic tell him what just happend

Dominic: (Sigh) she gave me 50 bucks so she could smell my dick yo

Guy 1: Isn't that just fucking amazing!?

Guy 2: That is rediculious I should fire you for that

Dominic: Damn please don't man c'mon don't be like that

Guy2: You lucky she was kinda fine
by Inner clockwork October 11, 2019
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Men who are so good at having sex they can accidentally fuck and suck the soul out of their partner through sexual intercourse lureing women at places events clubs bars resuturants movies parks grocery stores malls etc beware not to fall in love with such men your soul is at stake and you could get turned into a nympho
Look We have to leave these guys alone they're Fucking demons this is not fifty shades of fucking grey I have to go to work damit
by Inner clockwork October 15, 2019
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to be thinking about having sex with someone or thinking of a sexual position place or thing
Bro You remember when she grabbed my boner on accident

Your still thinking about it aren't you
by Inner clockwork October 15, 2019
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When you squeeze both buttcheeks and eat out a butthole like a burger

It can also be used as an insult
I could go for a good ass burger right now

Wow look at this ass burger
by Inner clockwork October 12, 2019
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While you take a shit and the female makes you eat out her butthole or vagina
I left the door unlocked and she came in bent over in front of me and started playing with herself and smothered her ass in my face

Yeah that's called a reverse blumpkin
by Inner clockwork October 15, 2019
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A certified freak who loves sex toys big cocks random places face fucking cock worshiping anal and Dominic she goes straight savage ruthless freak nasty for dominic just so they can have all kinds of sex
Dominic : bro I'm telling you aidra is a real freak fam she fucks me in the randomest places I think I love her yo
by Inner clockwork October 15, 2019
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