5 definitions by Iminclassrightnow

Crumpet boy

Crumpet boy saves the world (specifically England) from negativity tea drinking experience. He has worked his entire life at this important beautiful job! He should be proud to cause so much joy for England in this time of Brexit. Amongst other of the country’s many horrors he has restored hope in the country’s eyes!

Look it’s crumpet boy he will help us to feel slightly less miserable while we await BREXIT

by Iminclassrightnow June 9, 2019

Loco

What happens when you tell a conservative they are the english version of a republican.

Liberal/Labour member: Harry Smith, did conservatives are basically English republicans.
Conservative Smith: No, no, no, no, no *starts rabidly shaking* I am not. *goes LOCO*
Liberal/labour member: no need to go crazy for coco pops

by Iminclassrightnow October 6, 2018

She must be on her period

Say this and I will find you and beat your ass so hard you'll run home to mama.

Male: My girlfriend wanted an ice-cream today and she was upset when she didn't get one.
Dick head: She must be on her period
*A bat signal type thing goes off and every mother, daughter, sister and foetus that identifies as female runs to beat dick head's ass.

by Iminclassrightnow May 9, 2018

Saucy Sal

Saucy Sal is a character from a GCSE English novel that we are forced to study set in Victorian England. Sal is Will's wife and she feeds him slippery segments of tangerine from her own mouth. Sal is a saucy one.

Saucy Sal likes to eat tangerines.

by Iminclassrightnow November 27, 2018

qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm

When you have a laptop in class and the teacher looks up to see if you are typing.

Teacher: *looks up*
Student: *looks down from and types*qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm
Teacher: *Looks back at a book/computer*

by Iminclassrightnow May 9, 2018