2 definitions by Im not drunk

apyr

the word to use when you don't have a russian keyboard but want to say friend

Which friend are you?
crazy ass truck freak apyr the fighter

by Im not drunk April 22, 2018

Post Nut Clarity

The feeling of lucidity a man gets after he has been beating it--this feeling gets worse with the weirder shit a man has been jerking off to

Jerry: Dude, yesterday i was watching wizard of oz and jacking off to it, and post nut clarity hit me hard when i realized putting my dick in a scarecrow isn't normal.
Brian: Jerry what the fuck

by Im not drunk January 4, 2018