Some dank ass monster from a tinder page that is at the void less than a mile away; some people say it means “friend”
Thou is Apyr
by Nic0727 April 19, 2018
A Cryptid that is usually about 7 feet tall and is very formal, elegant, and bloodthirsty. He usually prays rednecks and loves having thick bitches for dinner. He is a true devil in both fashions, he is commonly found in Wyoming or Alabama and is highly Insestiphobic.
by YourboidaAPYR April 21, 2018
by Im not drunk April 22, 2018
A mysterious creature with an unknown orgin; It has been spotted very few times and has been described as such: Two legged but hunched over, Makes a strange buzzing noise when nearby, There have been no details describing color.
Mark: Have you ever seen the elusive Apyr?
Chad: No, what the hell is it?
Mark: The legend of the Apyr is unknown, but many people have heard it, and very few have saw it.
Chad: Sounds dank.
Chad: No, what the hell is it?
Mark: The legend of the Apyr is unknown, but many people have heard it, and very few have saw it.
Chad: Sounds dank.
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