10 definitions by IlyasKallir

house nigger

A domestic servant engaged in cleaning or gardening, either an African-American US citizen or a central american immigrant without papers.

My house nigger, she comes from Guatamala. She's without papers.

Anyway, she sure can wash dishes. Want her number?

by IlyasKallir September 16, 2005

tukhes

Ass in Yiddish slang.

That chick sure has one fat tukhes! She needs to buy a stairmaster.

by IlyasKallir February 17, 2008

lametoast

Pathetically lame: as in lamesauce. But a more elegant way to say it

Those shoes are lametoast

by IlyasKallir March 23, 2018

Poverty chic

A dwelling tastefully decorated by penniless hipsters.

I just visited my friend Tate in Portland. Hi house is nice… the epitome of poverty chic!

by IlyasKallir November 24, 2022

co-bitch

In a double date, when a man requests his bitch to bring her friend as the second man's blind date.

Jack: "Hey, why don't you come out with Betty and me this Saturday? Jim: "Well I don't want to be a third wheel." Jack: "NO problem, I will have Betty bring her co-bitch, then there will be four of us".

by IlyasKallir July 21, 2009

Involuntary Fluffitude

When a guy flirts with a girl, and she responds by vamping it up and seducing his gay homey.

I was hitting on this smoking hot Russian chick named Natasha. She wasn't interested in me, but my involuntary fluffitude inspired her, so she proceeded to seduce my gay friend named Biff. They are madly in love, and just got engaged!

by IlyasKallir October 12, 2020

trailericious

Delightful food originating from the trailer parks of the American South.

Wow! This cottage cheese and ketsup samdwich on a bun is trailericious!

by IlyasKallir August 29, 2005