Ian Chode's definitions

backtickler

An uphill gardener.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

turd tobogganist

A brown-ending meat sludge luge expert.

You are a turd tobogganist!

by Ian Chode November 23, 2003

CheeseGuard

This is the male foreskin.

Before she could kiss my bell end she had to pull back the CheeseGuard TM.

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

beak

A judge or some form of judicial process.

He's up before the beak for being a dodgy geezer.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.

It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

by Ian Chode September 13, 2003

Snapper

A person who is so thin he looks like he might snap.

Careful Gareth, you might snap! Snapper!

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

motd

Match of the Day, a British football (soccer) TV programme.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003