Ian Chode's definitions

jip

Trouble.

It's giving me some jip.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

cyberdildonics

A combination of computers, dildos (or other sex toys) and electronics.

The computer controlled buttplug was a great example of cyberdildonics.

by Ian Chode March 15, 2005

tradesman's entrance

The arse.

Mr Winton wants to deliver the sausage to the tradesman's entrance.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

wikipaedophile

A person who writes on wikipedia a lot.

He is a complete wikipaedophile.

by Ian Chode June 13, 2006

hypnostification

Humourous word meaning "hypnotism".

I underwent hypnostification.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2004

nob band

An idiot, a complete prat.

That guy was a fucking nob band.

by Ian Chode August 7, 2006

dicksplat

1. Sperm, especially when it lands somewhere.
2. An idiot.

That guy with the security camera is a fucking dicksplat!!!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003