Ian Chode's definitions

testes

Short form of testicles. You may also know them as balls, bollocks, cojones, huevos or nuts.
I use all of these terms, and more besides, but then I am Ian Chode, the greatest swearer of modern times!

Chode: Eat my testes, bitch.
Bitch: OK. Mmmmm, better than McDonalds.
Chode: Splat!

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

kamekarzy

To almost kill yourself with trapped wind and the utter the violence of a shit. (From the UK slang karzy meaning toilet).

I tell you, after that curry his toilet turned into a kamekarzy.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

thwankton

The piece of skin between a gentleman's bollocks and his arsehole. This can also be referred to as the twernt, or sometimes (erroniously) the chode.

Touch my thwankton!

by Ian Chode January 9, 2004

worm worshipper

A fudge fumbler; a trouser traitor of the type that are still actively sought out and murdered in some countries, in a terrible violation of human rights.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

Pokemon face

A toothy smiley face, as given by a Pokemon character, with eyes almost closed.

Go on Kelly, show us your Pokemon face.

by Ian Chode January 28, 2008

nobsac

Long form of sac. Basically, it's a ballbag, or a scrotum if you prefer.

Kiss my hairy nobsac.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

born-again faggot

A homosexual who is loud and proud with relation to his sexual orientation and actions. He proclaims his gayness to all who will listen.

BAF: "Hi, I'm gay, and my name's Dave. Oooh"
ME: You, sir, are a born-again faggot.
BAF: "Oooh, scratch your eyes out!"

by Ian Chode October 23, 2003