Ian Chode's definitions

sausage

The act of having sex.

They were up all night having sausage. See Blackadder the third ("Sausage Time!")

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

jip

Trouble.

It's giving me some jip.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

cyberdildonics

A combination of computers, dildos (or other sex toys) and electronics.

The computer controlled buttplug was a great example of cyberdildonics.

by Ian Chode March 15, 2005

wikipaedophile

A person who writes on wikipedia a lot.

He is a complete wikipaedophile.

by Ian Chode June 13, 2006

hypnostification

Humourous word meaning "hypnotism".

I underwent hypnostification.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2004

Dance the chocolate cha-cha in the Bourneville

Verb: to Dances the Chocolate Cha-cha in the Bourneville Boulevard is a very convoluted way of saying that someone is having anal sex. (Bourneville is a UK place near Birmingham where the Cadbury's chocolate factory is based.)

Is he musical? You should see the way he dances the chocolate cha-cha in the Bourneville Boulevard!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

tradesman's entrance

The arse.

Mr Winton wants to deliver the sausage to the tradesman's entrance.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003