Ian Chode's definitions

kicking off

To start a fight.

When I called them wankers they started kicking off.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

backtickler

An uphill gardener.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Grapes of Wrath

Piles.

My piles are causing me some jip.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

rear admiral

A senior rank in the Navy.

He was promoted to rear admiral

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

plonkie

A turd.

I did a plonkie!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

press the flesh

To meet people in person, particularly at an event where you can network with other people. The actual pressing of flesh here refers to shaking hands with people.

It's a big event next week, I suppose I'd better go and press the flesh.

by Ian Chode August 12, 2004

beak

A judge or some form of judicial process.

He's up before the beak for being a dodgy geezer.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003