Definitions by Ian Chode

dragon wagon 

A car, probably a Mercedes or BMW, driven by a sour-faced middle-aged woman who drives like a complete stuck up bitch.

Holy shit, mind that dragon wagon.

dragon wagon by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

do a Morecambe 

I heard this phrase at the Comedy Store in London when an old man was performing at the gong show. I can only presume that the heckle "Do a Morecambe" meant to have a heart attack whilst performing, as did the much-loved British comedian Eric Morecambe, who many would consider to be one of the greatest comedians of all time. (Although technically Mr Morecambe had his heart attack in the wings after the show.)

Old stand-up: "..."
Heckler: "Do a Morecambe!"

do a Morecambe by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

anal canal 

The bodily orifice that something shoved up the ass goes into.
Note the slightly forced pronunciation here to get the rhyme.

Fabs took it up the anal canal like a man.

anal canal by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

cunt hairs 

A cunt hair is also used as a very small unit of measurement.

Turn the bass down just a cunt hair.

cunt hairs by Ian Chode February 22, 2004

chonga 

Anything that is very large.

"I've got a chonga dick." - Howard H Helmet Jnr.

chonga by Ian Chode February 21, 2004

shit shunter 

Homo-erectus; faggot.

The group identified 'gaylord' and 'nancy-boy' as meaning homosexual, but did not come up with more creative terms such as 'shit shunter' or 'trouser browser', much to my chagrin.

shit shunter by Ian Chode February 17, 2004

prostate prodder 

A homosexual who engages in an act of anal sex with another man.

He told the jury he couldn't have done it because he was a prostate prodder.

prostate prodder by Ian Chode February 17, 2004