Ian Chode's definitions

Hoo haa

Some kind of trouble or commotion.

The boss's decision to sack his marketing department caused a right hoo hah, let me tell you!

by Ian Chode October 6, 2003

hot yoghurt thrower

A gay bloke.

I didn't realise, but that Ned Sherrin is a hot yoghurt thrower!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

egonomics

Purchases made to satisfy the ego of the purchaser, rather than out of necessity. Often company directors subscribe to this philosophy.

by Ian Chode August 11, 2003

Raider of the lost arse

A rear admiral, cackpipe cosmonaut, one who bats for the other side whilst bowling from the pavilion end.

He is a raider of the lost arse!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

poon balloon

So effectively what we're saying here is condom.

Care for a poon balloon before you ride the hershey highway on your meat motorbike?

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

take the skin boat to tuna town

To have vaginal sex.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

Shoot

verb: to ejaculate.

I'm going to shoot....OOOOH! (Splat!)

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003