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jip

It's giving me some jip.
by Ian Chode April 8, 2003
mugGet the jipmug.

cyberdildonics

A combination of computers, dildos (or other sex toys) and electronics.
The computer controlled buttplug was a great example of cyberdildonics.
by Ian Chode March 15, 2005
mugGet the cyberdildonicsmug.

tradesman's entrance

The arse.
Mr Winton wants to deliver the sausage to the tradesman's entrance.
by Ian Chode April 4, 2003
mugGet the tradesman's entrancemug.

wikipaedophile

A person who writes on wikipedia a lot.
He is a complete wikipaedophile.
by Ian Chode June 13, 2006
mugGet the wikipaedophilemug.

hypnostification

Humourous word meaning "hypnotism".
I underwent hypnostification.
by Ian Chode February 14, 2004
mugGet the hypnostificationmug.

nob band

That guy was a fucking nob band.
by Ian Chode August 7, 2006
mugGet the nob bandmug.

dicksplat

1. Sperm, especially when it lands somewhere.
2. An idiot.
That guy with the security camera is a fucking dicksplat!!!
by Ian Chode September 14, 2003
mugGet the dicksplatmug.

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