Ian Chode's definitions

tight end

1. A position in American Football.
2. A male homosexual whose anus has not been terribly stretched by the ravages of chocolate love. (See also wide receiver).

He was the best tight end I've ever seen.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

global hypercolour

T-shirts (or other clothing) that change colour according to how hot the wearer's body is. Popular in the 1990s. Failed invention due to fundamentally silly idea. See also midget cream.

Marc's T-shirt was made of global hypercolour. Then he went to prison.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

Private Eye

Satirical British magazine edited by Ian Hislop which specialises in exposing highbrow political scandal and making cheap nob gags. Very funny and well worth reading.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

do a Morecambe

I heard this phrase at the Comedy Store in London when an old man was performing at the gong show. I can only presume that the heckle "Do a Morecambe" meant to have a heart attack whilst performing, as did the much-loved British comedian Eric Morecambe, who many would consider to be one of the greatest comedians of all time. (Although technically Mr Morecambe had his heart attack in the wings after the show.)

Old stand-up: "..."
Heckler: "Do a Morecambe!"

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

negritude

The extent to which somebody may be said to be, or want to be, black.

He had natural rhythmn and a 12 inch cock, such was his negritude.

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

pimpster

Long form of pimp, a person who brokers prostitutes.

You are a pimp.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

cobblers

Balls.
English Cockney Rhyming slang: cobbler's awls - balls. Awls in this case being tools used by cobblers (shoe-makers).

It was a right load of cobblers!

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003