256 definitions by Ian

shit jockey

a guy that talks every gurl he gets with into butt sex.

"im all about the butt man, im a fuckin shit jockey."

by Ian June 15, 2006

skinky

when a girl is so thin its stupid like skinny

that girl is skinky! she oughta go to macdonalds

by Ian November 17, 2003

Farmer*

A totally ownage wolfenstein player. A hacker, but very good. FX Slaya loves his cack also.

Farmer* Just raged my fucking face

by Ian November 23, 2004

agg

hardcore, badass, big pimpin, super fly, cool, nifty, sharp

damn you, that car is so agged out

by Ian December 7, 2003

Junkistan

The word Junkistan means a double chined lady.

The JUNKISTAN was 10 years old.

by Ian July 17, 2004

decoy

When having sex in the doggy position, withdraw and allow spit to fall across the partners' back. Thinking you have came across their back, they will turn, when you can really release. Ideally, aim for the face.

She wouldn't let me come in her face, so I pulled a decoy on her.

by Ian January 30, 2005

richmond college

richmond college has the highest ratio of chavs and twats to normal people
I feel like the only person who dosent wear fake burberry

"Gangsta check that boy bossin to the library" "shit Boy's in trouble bruv"

(reply) "fuck off why are you hangin around the library anyway?????"

by Ian January 13, 2005