25 definitions by ICSHialeah

Hialeah

The only city in the United States where the mayor can't speak English.

Jim: Hey, Gwok, take a ride with me to Hialeah...I need a translator.
Juaquin: I'm down, dude.

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

Opa-locka

A city just north of Miami where violent death is considered a hobby.

Honey, I'm driving through Opa-locka. Have you seen my AK-47?

by ICSHialeah August 3, 2009

Veggie wedgie

The act of stuffing supermarket produce up one's ass.

"Honey, I'm stopping at the Farmer's Market on the way home. I'm in the mood for a veggie wedgie!"

by ICSHialeah August 6, 2009

Queens

New York City's greatest borough.

Queens makes the Bronx look like a cesspool...Wait, shit...the Bronx DOES look like a cesspool!

by ICSHialeah August 7, 2009

The Roquefort Files

A 1970's detective drama starring a large slab of blue cheese.

My two favorite detective shows are The Roquefort Files and Barna-brie Jones.

by ICSHialeah August 16, 2009

computer hooters

Digitally enhanced female breasts.

Alice: "Stop drooling over that photograph. Those are computer hooters".
Ralph: "Hommina-hommina-hommina!!!"

by ICSHialeah August 7, 2009

Battalion stallion

A gay guy in the military.

Brad: "Bruce just got promoted to sergeant."
Stewart: "He's SUCH a battalion stallion!"

by ICSHialeah August 3, 2009